He is the worst player on the Giants. He caused 9/11. He went back in time and fathered Hitler. He orchestrated the Cuban Missile Crisis. He is pure evil.
As you may have guessed, the Giants traded for him recently, and he is awful. I have heard of him hitting a home run only once. And what's worse is that he used to play for the Cleveland Indians (see above), and apparently even THEY found him unacceptable. When he was born, buildings crumbled and whole cities turned to ash. He is the most demonic spawn of satan.
On a lighter note, Back to School Night was last night, meaning that I got two hours of free time while my parents messed around at my school. I ate two containers of Tic-Tacs and watched The Dark Knight.
And on an even lighter note, one of the worst teachers I've ever had is leaving the school after only three weeks at White Hill. See, we had a fantastic set of teachers last year, but nearly all of them are gone. And our spanish teacher left over the summer, just letting us know in a random e-mail. And you can tell they were really scraping the bottom of the barrel when they found THIS person. Now, I'm not going to delve any deeper into the situation at this time, because if the spanish teacher were to find this blog, it would be bad, as my grade still depends on her. But as soon as she's gone...
... you will know the full story.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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