HalloWHAT THE HELL, WHO FARTED?

Monday is the famous holiday that plays off of our inerrant fear of squash. Halloween is here, and that means we are now engaging in random acts of utter insanity at Ben's house. Luis and Cody are here, and they are literally farting their asses off. It's about 1:40 right now, and the craziness is still going strong. Luis showed up three hours late, so we naturally chucked stuff at him from the balcony, like water balloons and plastic bags.

Then we watched Captain America (again). It's even cornier the third time. And then I went on a completely pointless Minecraft spree and started killing every Creeper, Zombie, Spider, Skeleton, Ghast, Slime, Silverfish, Zombie Pigman, Spider Jockey... the list goes on.

Anyway, I took a break from the action to tell the world some of the most horrific news ever: A Fart of Darkness has been perpetrated.

As you may recall from my previous post, Encyclopedia Brifarttica, the Fart of Darkness is one of the worst possible farts to be perpetrated. So: Read Encyclopedia Brifarttica, and discover the many kinds of extreme flatulence.

Hmmm... X-Treme Flatulence... sounds like a sport. Cody would win the gold.

Bye!

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