It's an Evil World After All

No special anything or pearl of anti-wisdom today, everyone; I am officially TICKED OFF, for Disney Inc. just bought Marvel Comic Books Inc. Now, being the diehard Spider-Man lover I am, this just furthers my detestment (is that a word? No? No one?) of the Disney Corporation. Now, in most blogs, people talk about easy-to-hate detestees (are you %^&$ kidding me? That's not a word either?), but in this blog, I'm raising the bar. While in pop culture, people make suuuuuch easy villains, such as Nazis, Communists, Alien Invaders, Terrorists, Barbie, that sort of thing, In THIS blog, we will talk about... MICKEY MOUSE (cue ominous music).

Disney is evil. I mean the compony, not the guy. I went to DisneyLand once (I can NOT believe that this computer's spellcheck recognizes that and not Dumbledore), and it was the most miserable experience, excepting Walker Creek. (I need to tell you about that sometime). :(

In my time at DisneyHell, I waited in line for the Matterhorn (what in the (^&(%* *^&*(&^!!!! It recognizes 'Matterhorn', too!) for 45 minutes, got stuck on the jammed 'Pirates of the Caribbean' ride, and 'It's a small world' drove me homicidally insane. In fact, let's talk about that a moment...

IT'S AN EVIL WORLD

It's a world of drugs and a world of thugs

It's a world of fear and a world of beer

There's so much that we hate

It is time to berate

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil, evil world.

It's a world of cigs and a world of MIGs

It's a world of dorks and a world of sporks

There's so much that we hate

It is time to inflate

It's an evil world after all

snerkasnaka

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil, evil world.

It's a world of death and a world of Macbeth

It's a world of people with lousy breath

There's so much that we hate

It is time to deflate

It's an evil world after all

death to turnips!!!

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil, evil world.

It's a world of nerds :) and a world of turds :(

It's a world of people who mispronounciate their words

There's so much that we hate

It is time we're irate

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil, evil world.

It's a world of of scares and a world of bears

It's a world of people with much nose hair

There's so much that we hate

It is time to elate

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil, evil world.

It's a world of drunks and a world of skunks

It's a world people who lose their lunch

There's so much that we hate

It is time to conflate

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil, evil world.

It's a world of bees and a world of fees

It's a world of people who don't know me (:0 wow)

There's so much that we hate

It's time to irritate

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil world after all

It's an evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil world.

That was 'It's an evil world'. I'll blog ya soon.