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Sunday, February 10, 2013

Hole in the Ceiling

There's been some uproar in California, my home state, over a fugitive at large in SOCAL. For those of you from the other 98% of the country, SOCAL means Southern California. Try to keep up on the witty, awesome, Golden State acronyms. Anyway, the LAPD have put out a $1,000,000 bounty for Chris Dorner, a suspected cop-killer, who is at large somewhere in the area. My question: Is this actually a real thing, or just the return of the TV show 24, but on a much larger scale?

The bounty was just issued tonight, which makes things much more interesting. Maybe Dog the Bounty Hunter will try to nab this guy. Or maybe a young, aspiring bounty hunter from Marin County will...
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In other news, the Grammies are tonight (no, not MY award ceremony, the Grahammies). And I wish I could say I was shocked by the results... The Black Keys have been raking in the accolades all night, from best rock album (El Camino) to best rock song (Lonely Boy). As you may remember, The Black Keys are my second-favorite band (after The Beatles), and have given us such amazing songs as Gold on the Ceiling and Howlin' for You.

Anyway, if you want their best songs, just buy Rubber Factory and Brothers on CD and download Gold on the Ceiling individually... El Camino isn't their strongest album. Graham Vert

What amuses me about this is that every time I go to the Fairfax movie theater, I look up to see that one of the ceiling tiles has come loose. And so me and my friends start singing...

HOLE IN THE CEILING

Up on the roof

It hangs again...

Fall on the floor

My mind can't take much more...

I... just hope it doesn't hit meeee...

NANANANANANANANA

NANANANANANA

They wanna fix my

NANANANANANANANA

NANANANANANA

They wanna fix my

HOLE IN THE CEILING

NANANANA

I ain't lyin',

Just a matter of time,

'Fore you seal it...

NANANANANA

It's all right,

Ain't no tile of mine....

Can't see the clouds

But I can see...

Mold, asbestos

About to fall on me...

I... just hope it doesn't hit meeee...

NANANANANANANANANA

NANANANANANA

They wanna fix my

NANANANANANANANA

NANANANANANA

They wanna fix my

HOLE IN THE CEILING

NANANANA

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAAAAAA.....

Yeah, okay... you don't need to tell me it's not very good. But hey, it's better than actually watching the previews, right?

Bye!

Friday, March 9, 2012

Dumbstep

There is a new, disgusting fad ravaging America. Not since the dark days of Justin Bieber and Twilight have those of us with good taste suffered such an indignity. It's called Dubstep, and it's just about as f***ing stupid as it can get.

Basically, Dubstep is the dumbing-down of all music as we know it. First there was Perry Como. Then there was Muzak. Then there was Rebecca Black. And now we, as a society, have reached a new low. Dubstep takes no skill. It takes no brains. It is merely electronic sounds pulsed into your ears for four painful minutes. Then the next 'song' starts. You know how the DJ used to make those noises with the record before playing it? It's just that.

I didn't think we could go any lower than 'Baby, baby, baby, bay-beeeeEEEEEE!!!', but this is unbe-f***ing-lievable. Those who listen to Dubstep should be put in a pit with speakers that blasts nothing but The Beatles 24/7. It makes me sick. There are no lyrics. There is nothing called 'talent' involved. Whoever the giant dickhead who invented this is, he should be put to a swift yet painful end.

So: On behalf of my generation, I apologize. We made crap like this popular. Eventually, we will grow up, and start listening to stuff like The Black Keys or Train, but until then, the rest of us will have to put up with it.

Bye!

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

'Jefferson'

In my history class, we have a debate coming up between Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton. Yeah, I know it's stupid. We were supposed to treat it like a real debate, with signs and pins and posters.

And a song.

You see, I trust no one else on the planet but myself to write a decent song spoof, so I took the job. And it is a masterpiece. If you don't know the tune, click HERE for the Youtube video.

‘JEFFERSON’

An ingeniously crafted spoof on the song ‘Dynamite’.

I throw my hands up in the spacious skies

Sayin’ eee-o, I’m so freee-o

But then there’s people like Hamilton

Who want to fight, all your rights

I represent, sent, sent, sent

All the farmer’s rightful dissent, sent, sent, sent

Americans should be content, tent, tent, tent

Federalists should all repent, pent, pent, pent

This song goes on and on and on

And it goes on and on and OOOOON, yeaaah!

I throw my hands up in the spacious skies

Sayin’ eee-o, I’m so freee-o

But then there’s people like Hamilton

Who want to fight, all your rights

But we gonna fight right back

We gonna fight a ton

Because the president

Should be Tom Jefferson!

I came to send, send, send, send

The Federalists ‘round the bend, bend, bend, bend

The Constitution we defend, fend, fend, fend

Doesn’t want us to overspend, spend, spend, spend

This song goes on and on and on

And it goes on and on and OOOOON, yeaaah!

I throw my hands up in the spacious skies

Sayin’ eee-o, I’m so freee-o

But then there’s people like Hamilton

Who want to fight, all your rights

But we gonna fight right back

We gonna fight a ton

Because the president

Should be Tom Jefferson!

I’m gonna take ‘em all on

Federalists won’t know what hit ‘em

We will rule the world

Find one of them and get ‘em

America is awesome, and

America, it just wants it all

It just wants it all

My hands in the spacious skies

Hands in spacious skies,

Get your hands in the skyyyyy...

I throw my hands up in the spacious skies

Sayin’ eee-o, I’m so freee-o

But then there’s people like Hamilton

Who want to fight, all your rights

But we gonna fight right back

We gonna fight a ton

Because the president

Should be Tom Jefferson!

There you have it: My 'Dynamite' spoof, filled to the brim with pure awesome.

Bye!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

BEST. SONG. EVER.

As you might know, I almost always call movies I like 'the best movie ever'. Well, I think I may have a disease, because I've started doing it with songs, too. So here's the list of best songs ever (not in any particular order). Also, I tried to limit the number of songs per band to three, because I don't want The Beatles, The Black Keys, and Greenday hogging the list.

The Beatles: Ticket to Ride, The Night Before, Help (all of which I have memorized)

Greenday: The Static Age (which I have memorized), Holiday, Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Rolling Stones: Paint it Black (fun fact: I thought it was 'PAINTED Black' for the first 12 years of my life).

REM: It's the End of the World as We Know it, The One I Love (which I have memorized), and Work Song

Talking Heads: Road to Nowhere, And She Was

B.O.B: Nothin' on You, Don't Let Me Fall, I'll be in the Sky

Black Keys: Howlin' for You, Tighten Up, Gold on the Ceiling (all of which I have memorized)

World Party: When the Rainbow Comes, Curse of the Mummy's Tomb, Put the Message in the Box

Bob Dylan: The Times they are a Changin', Tambourine Man, The Man in Me

Red Hot Chili Peppers: The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie, Dani California, Californication

Foster the People: Don't Stop, Pumped Up Kicks

The Kinks: My Sharona (their only good song)

Taio Cruz: Dynamite (which I have memorized)

The Airborne Toxic Event: Changing (which I have memorized)

Keane: Stop For a Minute (which I have memorized)

Matt Nathanson: Faster
Fun: We Are Young

The Zombies: Time of the Season

Neon Trees: Animal

Weezer: Island in the Sun, Beverly Hills

Journey: Don't Stop Believing (which was in The Losers!)

ELO: Don't Bring Me Down

Weird Al: Amish Paradise, Ebay (both of which I have memorized)

Train: Save Me San Francisco (at least they don't call it 'Frisco'. Ugh)

There you go. Feel free to look up the ones you don't know. In fact, do it or else!

Bye!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

It's The End of the World as we Know it (And I Feel Fine)

It is a sad, sad day indeed.

REM has officially disbanded. The third-best band I have EVER heard is gone from the face of the Earth (after, of course, The Beatles and Greenday).

All is not lost, though. For my birthday in November, I'm going to a Weird Al concert, where the man himself will be promoting his new CD, Alpocalypse. Here are the best Weird Al songs ever:

1) Amish Paradise

2) White & Nerdy

3) eBay

4) Eat it

5) Everything You Know is Wrong

These are fantastic songs, so good that even the originals don't come close.

Sigh... REM...

But on to happier topics. Uh... there aren't any.

School is back. Qadaffi is alive. Republicans are being complete and utter morons. What else is new?

A lot, actually, because I have OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED MY CANDIDACY FOR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!! I DID... something.

Really, at the end of the day, that doesn't mean much. I am polling at exactly 0%, tied with Rick Santorum (Google his name!). The funny thing is that my cat, P-nut, led the polls at 24%. Fortunately, there's a poll error margin of roughly 4%, so P-nut could be at 20 with me at 4! There ya go, peoples! I've made my impact on the American political system!

Now to retire.

Bye!

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Ich Bin Ein Zombie V: I'm Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse

So, here's something you might have noticed: with this blog, I have exactly fifty posts this year. Last year at this time, I had twenty. My hope is that this year, I can avoid the inevitable last-minute December scramble to meet my yearly quota of at least 100 blogs.

This smashes my previous record of 18 posts in a month (due to the aforementioned December cramming). I hope to usher in a new era of G-Force sponsored awesomeness.

DON'T FORGET TO BE AWESOME I WON'T

Anyway, I have much more important things to talk about. Namely, a certain epic song I recently wrote! And yes, I will conclude Ich Bin Ein Zombie ASAP, but this needs to be posted immediately. It's very long, so get your scrolling finger loosened up:

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE