21 Bucks

GREEN DAY! Hi, people! I have a lot to announce today. Firstly, today's blog is in total green font to not only salute the greatest color ever, but as a tribute to the greatest BAND ever, Green Day! They created such awesome songs such as Know Your Enemy, 21 Guns, and American Idiot. My band, Vert Day, is a spoof on THEIR band. By the way, 'vert' means 'green' in french.

Due to Veteran's Day, my birthday party, and a huge swine flu epidemic (I will get you someday, villainous pigs!), I have not been able to blog for a while. So here are some story follow-ups.

_______ the Whacko is gone forever, deported to a hellish place known as San Fransisco. Me and my best friend, ______, had a look-back on his career as a world-class butthead, and then forgot him entirely.

My birthday party was a hit (as usual) and we went bowling (also as usual). My presents included:

A copy of Lego Star Wars 1

A copy of Spore

A copy of Green Day's hit CD, 21st Century Breakdown

A 'Clone Wars' T-shirt

And a 'how to draw graphic novels' book, all from my parents. From my friends;

A silvery glitter ball (ooh, magic glitter!), 3 boxes of Wonka Nerds®, and 21 bucks

A lego set

A gift certificate to Toy's R Us

The book 'Ender's Game' and a gift certificate to Barnes & Noble

Also, my band has written its first songs (Know Your [Japanese] Anime, 21 Bucks, and Mexican Idiot [not politically correct]). Here are the lyrics to 21 Bucks. You really have to know the tune, so click HERE to see the Green Day video of 21 Guns.

Do you know what the lotto pot was?

It was 21 million bucks

Do you know how many people won?

'Bout a million...

I couldn't believe my eyes

When a million suckers won the first prize

When those ping-pong balls came to a halt,

I was ruined...

I won, 21 bucks!

What a rip-off, holy crap

I won, 21 bucks!

This lotto was, totally fixed

I'm in ruins...

Plus, I bought 'bout five thousand tickets

That's five thousand bucks, right down the tubes

There's no way to get all that cash back,

I'm in debt now...

I still can't believe my bad luck

This whole lottery really sucks

It's the end of the world for me,

I'm in ruins...

I won, 21 bucks!

What a rip-off, holy crap

I won, 21 bucks!

This lotto was, totally rigged...

I'm in ruins...

My house was just foreclosed

Then my patio was bulldozed

My whole life is full of woes

And I'm feeling pretty d**n hosed

I am now some bum on a street

With no shoes and smelly feet

I should know that I've been beat

I'm in ruins...

I won, 21 bucks!

What a rip-off, holy crap

I won, 21 bucks!

This lotto was, totally rigged...

I won, 21 bucks!

What a rip-off, holy crap

I won, 21 bucks!

This lotto was, totally rigged

I'm in ruins...