The Declaration of Procrastination

When in the course of student events it becomes necessary for an assignment to be put off until 'later', a decent respect to the opinions of parents and of teachers (no matter how wrong they may be) requires that the reasons that impel them to this procrastination be stated.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that anything that can be done today should be done tomorrow, that all assignments are created equal, that they are endowed by their assigner with certain inalienable rights, that among these are the right to be ignored and the right to be put off.

No assignment or task should ever infringe upon life, liberty, or the pursuit of happiness, and especially not infringe on playing Minecraft.

<<< There was going to be a picture of something that had something to do with procrastination here, but I didn't have the energy.