THIS BLOG CONTAINS NO EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL

To finish the week, I have the STAR Test answers to both Math and History 8th grade tests: Here's the Math (version 05): CCFAHCGCGBFCHBJCGCHNGDFDFCHAFDGDFCGAFDGDFCGAJCGC

JDGAFCJAGCJBJAFDGCGBFCGBHAJBFB!!!

And here are the answers to the History test: CDGCJAJCGCHCBGBGDJCGAGAGAJCHBFBHAJAGCGDHBJAHDFDH

AJAHCJCGCHAJAGBHDGBJFBGDGDFBFBHDFB!!!

I don't know if you fully appreciate the lengths I have to go through to do this. I use a complicated cypher, coding each individual answer as I bubble it in, and then hide the corresponding letters in an intricate picture that I draw myself. So please... a little respect.

LULZ! No, I just write them all down. I'm actually really surprised I haven't been caught yet. It's ridiculous. But still, the entire school system is beginning to seem more and more inept the further I get through it. Case in point: On the STAR Test, there are random blank pages that say "THIS PAGE CONTAINS NO TEST MATERIAL". That's when I like to draw this little guy:

I think that's actually Nicholas Cage.

In other news, Newt Gingrich finally suspended his campaign, leaving Mitt Romney with only one obstacle: A troll-like marxist, who shouldn't be too hard to beat. We now can look forward to seven whole months of the actual election.

And I'm already bored.

Bye!

The 2012 G-force Coverage of the Republican Presidential Race: Part Eleven: The End?

Another thing I missed last week was the finale to the Republican Presidential Race, which all but ended when Rick Santorum pulled out a few days ago. HALLELUJAH!!! Some may say that Santorum SHOULD have been the nominee, just so that Obama would beat him easily, but I disagree. I think that anyone that stupid shouldn't be allowed so close to the presidency. And besides, I have very little confidence in the Democratic Party to run an aggressive campaign (AHEM, Kerry).

But none of that matters now. Santorum officially ended his candidacy in a good, homespun concession rant. The worst thing about this primary is that Santorum isn't even the craziest one to run. We had a Pokemon-singing pizza mogul, a Texan governor who couldn't spell 'cat' if you spotted him the A and the T, and a crazy old perpetual candidate who thinks we should let coma patients die.

Which brings me to Gingrich. Yes, Newt Gingrich, whose enormous head still couldn't store his ego. He's not giving up quite so fast. In fact, he's not giving up EVER. This is what Gingrich's concession speech is going to look like:

"To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

By the way, if you liked that, you'll like my new off-Broadway play, 'Bad comparisons between the 2012 Presidential Race and Star Trek, aided along by some of the lousiest photoshop you've ever seen'.

So, will Gingrich drop? Never. He would sooner die. At Romney's acceptance speech for the nomination, Gingrich will swing down from the rafters dressed like Mel Gibson in 'Braveheart' and stab Romney square between the eyes. He will then grab the mic, thank everyone for his nomination, and escape in the confusion.

Or at least, that's the convention I'D like to see.

Bye!