Lin't

I should explain: Instead of Lent, the Catholic tradition of giving up something you like to do for 40 days, I have started Lin't, in honor of Jeremy Lin. Fun fact: I also plan on collaborating on a new movie with him called... well, I'll let you guess.

Anyway, I don't know what to give up for Lin't. I was going to give up sexual innuendos, but it was too hard. Then I tried to give up blogging, but that obviously didn't work out too well. And then I tried to give up sexual innuendos AGAIN, but I just couldn't stop! But I just finally figured out what to give up: Being an Atheist. I know, I know, it's gonna be tough. But judging by that past sentence, it'll be much easier than giving up innuendos.

Speaking of Catholicism, the Pope has started tweeting. Not LITERALLY, though that would be yet another sign of papal dementia.

Okay, I only used that so I could photoshop the Pope saying 'Tweet'. But it's funny. And there's nothing creepy about this. It's just the head of a massive organization that has been investigated for pedophilia reaching out (metaphorically, of course) to younger people via the internet. Not creepy.

Not creepy at all.

Bye!

Linsanity!

Hello, fellow Jeremy Lin fans! I was linitially going to do another Star Wars spoof post, but then was linspired by the past few Colbert Report episodes to comment on Jeremy Lin, basketball's latest linner. In just a few short days, Lin has risen to linfamy by making linpossible shot after linpossible shot in lincredibly lintense moments during Knicks games. He is becoming lincreasingly famous after just a few short bouts with stardom.

Jeremy Lin is also linraging some people, who think his lincredible rise is too good to be true, and that he will slowly peter out as enemy players figure out his techniques. He is even starring in a new linimated movie that has linpressed hundreds of critics.

It's called 'The Lincredibles'. It's about a family of basketball players who, against lincredible odds, get one last chance at redemption. I, personally, don't know why I haven't received a linvitation to linterview Jeremy Lin about his seemingly linpossible rise to fame. After all, I AM a pretty linfamous blogger. But no matter how linpressive Jeremy Lin gets, there will always be linposters and poseurs trying to linitate him.

Lintil next time, bye!

Oh, and by the way, linterally every sentence in this post has the word 'Lin' in it.