It's the end of the world as we know it. I have recently discovered that somewhere in Houston, Texas, there is a Starbucks... across the street from a Starbucks. My hell. Caffeine addict's heaven.
I must say, I am officially declaring that humans are insane. There is no other way to put it. If it weren't for the little sane facts, such as gravity, The Terminator, and how The Clone Wars is coming back in season 2 on October 2nd (huzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!), then the universe would probably implode in on itself because of human insanity. We all need help.
Today's pearl of anti-wisdom is: If a president speaks, and no one listens, why does Glenn Beck still get ticked off?
Our TOPIC OF INTEREST today: THE FLU. Everyone and their mother is freaking the heck out over the cold and flu season this year, mainly because of the swine flu.
KILLER HOG
HE WILL KILL US ALL!!!! But for those of you who ARE seriously worried about the swine flu, here's a bunch of things that can occupy your worry time instead:
- Iraq/Afghanistan
- Glenn Beck
- Cancer
- Smoking
- Nuclear War
- The Stupid Virus
I hope this puts everything in perspective. See ya later!
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