Romney 2012: THE WORST

I'll be perfectly honest.

There was a time when I thought that Mitt Romney would make a perfectly viable president. He seemed sane enough, at least compared to the other options (a-hem, Santorum). It was almost like he was actually ready to be president. I was feeling very open-minded to other ideas, and very disenfranchised about Obama.

F*** that.

I am DONE. Mitt Romney is the biggest bag of crap since... well... Rick Santorum. The man is a massive asshole. It just has to be said. While Obama becomes the first sitting president to support gay marriage, a story breaks revealing that Romney bullied a gay kid in high school. His defense? "People change".

I'm not going to get fully into the semantics of why this is pathetic, disgusting, and blatantly stupid on so many levels. I'm just going to say this: Everything about Romney is awful. From his wife driving 'A couple of Cadillacs' to his comment about how 'The trees are the right height' in Michigan. From his conniving, sniveling voice to his poorly-veiled control over his Super-Pacs. The man is scum. He looks down on the rest of humanity and assumes that they will vote for him because they are idiots. Now, this may be true, but no one should really be stupid enough to vote for Mitt Romney.

I just had to get that off my chest. Sorry. But it still stands. In November, the only people who should vote for Romney are blind people (who can't see who they're voting for) and his rich cronies who 'Own a few NASCAR teams'.

There is some truth, however, in the fact that when Obama changes his position, it's 'Evolving', and when Romney changes his position, it's 'Flip-Flopping'. But Obama never said outright that he didn't support it, and Romney is just all over the place when it comes to his opinions. So maybe he'll eventually come full circle and say that it's okay again.

This whole 'Romney-as-a-bully' thing kind of throws me. I always felt that HE would be the one getting beat up. Think about it: He would always have a TON of lunch money, and just LOOKING at the guy's face makes me want to punch it. But the more you think about it, the more it makes sense. The man made a living giving small companies the financial equivalents of indian burns, noogies, swirlies, purple nurples, cringes, and nut kicks.

So, as I said: The man is scum.

And on that happy note, bye!