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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Bulls*** of the Year

Every year starting now, I've decided to start presenting the most incredibly crazy state of the year. Whichever state pumps out more BS wins my 'Bulls*** of the Year' award and undying fame. And for 2010, the winner, hands-down is...
South Carolina.
This state is incredible. Right from the get-go, It was doing all sorts of crazy s***. Even in 2009, it was a runner up. To refresh your memory, that was the year Joe Wilson yelled at Obama 'You LIE!' during a speech.
This year, It crushed the competition with Mark Sanford's hike to Argentina and the crazy guy who fooled around with a horse... twice. Runners-up for Bulls*** of the year are Arizona, with John McCain and their racist immigration policies, and Alaska for having Sarah Palin. That one speaks for itself.
So, who will it be this year? San Fransisco has banned Happy Meals. Arkansas just had thousands of birds fall from the sky. And Florida (which won in a landslide in 2000, by the way) has a crazy guy who has built a miniature city for almost a thousand cats.
Pure insanity.
Bye!

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