My friend Ben has something we like to call 'Evil Twisted Ben-o Logic'. He can use this to warp any social situation to his favor. Like, when he says that I didn't make up 'Sayonara, Capybara', he means that obviously somewhere, someone else must have thought that up. Of course, that's true, but that's like saying 'George Lucas didn't make up the word 'Jedi' because sometime before him, there must have been a mention of the word Jedi as a name for some remote African tribe or something'. True, yes, but that doesn't mean he ripped them off. Hence the term 'Evil Twisted Ben-o Logic'.
Time for the unveiling of a new Vertco off-brand! The Orb Motor Corporation is here! And now for the first Orb vehicles off the rack!
First, the Orb Proxy AE!
Then, the Orb Republic!
And finally, the Orb Samurai Roadster!
These cars will change Vertco forever. They are safe, cool, and affordable. And, if I may, they kick the ass of any other car in their class in production right now. Thank you very much.
Bye!
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