The Headline Contest Follow-Up

Helloooooooooooooooooooooo, everyone!!!! I'm gonna give some CNN headline answers in invisible ink. The following headlines are NOT fake: 50,000 bees check in to luxury hotel. Anderson Cooper invites Obama in castle. Bottoms up for mass mooning. Driver killed in Grand Canyon plunge. And finally, Day care plans to sue swim club. There you go. All those were REAL. The most ludicrous ones are probably Texting teen falls into manhole or Where is Jackson's brain? Was nose fake? (space aliens took the brain, anyone's guess as to the nose). Also, one of the following IS actually a headline. This is just for fun; it's not a brain tickler. Here you go:

New Zealand police report George Lucas dead

Whack-a-Kitty video sends Animal Rights reeling

Star Trek convention sells real-life tribbles

New Zealand police report Mitt Romney dead

Anaconda long as bus discovered; new species

New Zealand police report Burt Reynolds dead

Three people commit suicide, claim stock market 'drove them to it'

New Zealand police report Jeff Goldblum dead This one's real!!!!

Mexican market roof collapses, kills 63

New Zealand police report Brad Pitt dead

Imelda Marcos' gravestone found defiled

New Zealand police report Gary Larson dead

It'll be really easy if you watch Stephan Colbert...

Today's TOPIC OF INTEREST is my new word--- borageous. It's simply another definition for 'stupid idiot', such as @$$hole, buttface, buffoon, baboon, bungler, buttcheek, butt&%&% clown, chump, cretin, crudbrain, dork, dolt, dorkus, dweeb, dingbat, fannie face, fathead, fartface, gunkbrain, geek, hairy ape, idiot, jerk, kick-target, lunk, lump, moron, ninny, octopusface, peabrain, quack, rumpface, rash, simp, stinker, schlep, squidlips, turd, upchucker, vunkleshtien (who knows? Who cares?), wuss, wimp, wino, warthog, walrus, ximulki (see 'vunkleshtien'), yakface, yambrain, yutz, zipperneck (frankenstien)...........

Joe Biden is pulling our legs--- he's a Venusian from Venus!!!

Sorry, heh. I got a LITTLE carried away there. anyway, borageous is the new perfect insult word (next to rassa-frackin'). Bye! A