Anyway, Michigan and Arizona have both been converted to Romneyism (a religion that states that no one should have a definitive stance on anything), meaning that this is at least a setback for Rick Santorum, and at most a foreshadowing of the coming Super Tuesday primaries. If Romney bags enough states, he could win the election instantly.
Meanwhile, Rick Santorum (Google his name!), the candidate who looks like he was transformed into a real boy three days ago, made a remark even stupider than some of his previous statements. Now, appreciate the effort this takes: He has, in the past, said that he would re-instate Don't Ask, Don't Tell, that gay marriage is a step away from "Man-on-dog", and used a napkin as a metaphor for traditional marriage. So here we go... expect something stupid.
"President Obama wants everyone in America to go to college. What a snob". This guy is a massive asshole. Never MIND that nearly EVERY SINGLE F***ING AMERICAN wants to go to college, and wants their KIDS to go to college. Just... just... wow. Just wow.
So, what will the rest of the race look like? My best guess is that, eventually, Newt Gingrich will be the next one to drop out. He has only won one state. Now, using that kind of logic, it would seem like Ron Paul would be the next one to drop out, but he's too old and psychotic to know what he's doing.
Obama is the luckiest guy on the planet. He has been blessed with the weakest field of contenders in the history of the Republican Party. They have a flip-flopping, out of touch dickhead whose wife owns "A couple of Cadillacs". They have a crazy old coot who has even crazier people supporting him. They have a sweater-vested, gay-bashing, misogynistic, isolationist brown-shirt whose name is synonymous with **** *****. And they have a disgraced speaker of the house whose ego is so big that his head could be used as an emergency flotation device.
This is going to be SO EPIC.
Bye!
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