Dick Cheney (is a bag 'o %&^%&)

1001011010010100100111100101010111010010010010101001010101010100101010101010... &*^*&%^(* it, I forgot to take off the 'binary' setting. Today's TOPIC OF INTEREST is Dick Cheney (as you may have guessed). Dick may be the most despicable, detestable, disgusting, dreadful man on earth. He is a TOTAL piece of *(*&. Not only did he not win either election, he also kept CIA secrets, used Bush as his international puppet, and, in the last few years of his term, shot his friend in the patookus. He's the worst VP we've ever had (right up there with Quayle, who couldn't spell the word 'potato'). I have the distinct feeling that he is the most hated man in America now, and he really can't do anything to improve that image.

Join me tomorrow when I do the next addition in my GOP = IDIOTS series. If any Republicans are reading this, please defect to the left, and I

will not order the CIA to waterboard your poodle.

Bye!!!!