I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT
FAMOUS PEOPLE KICKING THE BUCKET 'CAUSE NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT HOW FARRAH FAWCETT OR MICHAEL JACKSON OR SO AND SO DIED, SINCE WE'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT IT FOR ALMOST A WEEK NOW AND NOBODY REALLY CARES ANYMORE 'CAUSE WE'VE ALREADY WEPT AND THROWN FLOWERS AND IT'S GETTING ON MY **&&^*&^)* NERVES BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY A CNN TACTIC TO GET MORE STORIES EVEN THOUGH NONE ARE PRESENTING THEMSELVES AND NOBODY REALLY CARES ANYMORE SINCE THERE'S NOT A PERSON ON EARTH WHO COULDN'T NOW SAY 'OH YES, THE MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD, YES, THIS I KNOW' WHO IS OVER THE AGE OF FIVE AND HAS A FULLY FUNCTIONING FIVE SENSES ARRAY, SO WHAT I'M REALLY SAYING IS THAT 'CALVIN' FROM CALVIN AND HOBBES COULD NO DOUBT TELL US WHERE HE WAS THE FIRST TWELVE TIMES HE HEARD CNN GIVE THE EXACT SAME REPORT, KNOWING FULL WELL, OF COURSE, THAT I HAVE NEGLECTED TO GIVE A TOPIC OF INTEREST TODAY BUT I'M ALMOST ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT THIS KIND OF A SMACK AT CNN IS GOOD ENOUGH; SPEAKING OF WHICH, I'M SORRY THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN TO BLOG FOR FIVE DAYS STRAIGHT, BUT I'VE BEEN REAL BUSY AND I GOT TWO SHOTS IN MY LEFT ARM AND THEY HURT AND I COULDN'T TYPE VERY WELL, SO HERE'S THE PRODUCT A WEEK IN THE MAKING--- NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT, IS IT? SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE RUN-ON SENTENCE THING, BUT I NEEDED A STORY AND HERE IT IS! OH, GAWD, I'M SO TIRED. I'M NEVER DOING THIS JOKE AGAIN.
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