Zoology 101

Snerkerksherka. Hi! We went to the SF zoo the other day, and I saw some pretty weird things, such as the animal called the 'dik-dik', a gazelle drinking his/her own you-know-what, a grizzly bear fight, and a gorilla making that farting sound with his armpit. But the most despicable attribute of the day were the people.

I've said it before. People are big fat idiots to be distrusted and loathed (okay, maybe I didn't say it THAT vividly, but you get the idea). The STUPID IDIOTS at the zoo were no better. At the tiger pen, some idiot kid asked 'Why are da tigers in dee cage'? The mom said 'So they don't get out and eat people'. Seriously, lady. The only reason anyone was ever attacked by a tiger at that zoo was because they had too many tequila shots and were suffering from a severe case of stupid. And, of course, everyone took it out on the poor tiger. That ^&%&^% teenager was a &%&^% moron.

At the cassowary pen, some kid said 'Oh. It's just a big chicken'. At the cafe inside the zoo, some $#!%headed kid was screaming 'GET THE SEAGULLS AWAY FROM ME! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I weep for his offspring (and the seagulls he and his friend chased). At the lemur exhibit, they said 'Look at the monkeys!' At the monkey exhibit, they said 'Look at the gorillas!' They said the flamingos were ugly and had only one leg (they stand on one leg when they sleep; captain bonehead next to me obviously hadn't gotten the memo). At the baby-ish train, they said 'OOOH! A choo-choo!!!' They yelled and growled at the lions! They tried to hit the penguins! They ACTED LIKE THE TOTAL IDIOT MORONS THAT ARE THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WAS RIGHT IN THE F-ING MIDDLE OF IT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHH!!!

THAT was today's TOPIC OF INTEREST. SCREW THEM! Bye.