Half-Baked Alaska

Hi, people! Today's TOPIC OF INTEREST is Sarah Palin (is evil). In fact, I think her last name should be officially changed to 'is evil'. So that way, someone would say 'Hi, Sarah is Evil!!'

The only reason McCain picked Palin as his running mate was to have that 'History Making' edge to his campaign. However, he would have done better with Imelda Marcos (who, if you don't know, is dead), because SHE is (or was) not Miss Half-Baked Alaska.

Palin has become totally addicted to the media spotlight that the McCain Campaign put her in, and just to get back in it, she quit being governor of Alaska, saying 'It would be REALLY

quitting if I STAYED as governor'.

Now. I can KIND OF see her reasoning. I mean, who WANTS to be governor of Alaska???

Certainly not the guy who's taking over, who said he is 'reluctantly accepting the post as governor of Alaska'. For a full list of Palin scandals, go to my blog-- Random Junk--- Cool!!! on July 27, 2009.

But the thing is is that----------- NOTHING THE G.O.P. IS DOING NOW MAKES ANY SENSE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarah Palin resigning! Mark Sanford continuing to read entries from his Argentina travel diary! Pretty soon, George Bush and Dan Quayle will team up with 75,000 Elvis clones and lead an assault on Bolivia while Dick Cheney replaces his gun's barrel with a rolled-up photo of him shooting his pal!!!! THEY'RE BEZERK! AAAAAAAAAAAIGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Details as events warrent.