Norway? No Way!

Unless you've been living under a rock for the past week, you've heard that there was a terrorist bombing in Norway. I've always been a big fan of Norway (even though it hasn't read my blog yet). Scandanavia is awesome. But I read something in The Week that scared me a bit.

The bombing may have been fueled by American blogs. Yeah, that's right-- AMERICAN BLOGS. So, on behalf of all American bloggers, I have prepared this statement.

STATEMENT TIME!!!

Dear Norway,

Hi. Um... look, Americans may not be the smartest or the skinniest. We may not be well-groomed. We may stand in crowds holding signs likening Obama to the Joker. We may wait in lines for day and night to purchase marginally improved iPads... where was I going with this?

The point is that all Americans are not like this. The only reason anyone thinks that is because the ugly, biased, fat, racist Americans are the only ones who end up in the news or with their own cable talk shows.

Thanks for understanding. And, if anyone from Norway actually gets around to reading my blog (a-hem), I'll know about it!

But then again, I don't want to seem like I'm making this all about America. So, let's talk a little more about the actual bombing. The bomber, Anders Breivik, killed 76 people. But because Norway's harshest punishment is 21 years in prison, this guy could be out in 2032! That really sucks. Norway, you need to up your crime & punishment.

Moving on, my insane cat, P-nut, may have fleas. We found odd little black dots all over him, which might be flea crap. So, if anyone has any insight onto what they might be, tell me in the comments (because I'm getting tired of beating out P-nut's beds with a golf club).

Bye!