Election Night, Part IV

The race is still tight, but Obama's closing the gap. If he can win both Ohio and Florida (which he is on track to), he will almost definitely win the election. New Hampshire has finally given in and cast all four of its stupid electoral votes for Obama, and Nevada and Iowa look like they're going the president's way.

Meanwhile, Romney won Utah (big whoop) and is on track to win Montana, the stupidest state in the union. And again, although it looks like Romney is winning more STATES, the race is neck-and-neck in a rough 10-point spread. But Romney needs a 55+ electoral vote advantage to discount California's awesome, Republican-crushing power in every election.

I'm getting tired of having stupid election map graphics for my blog, so here's a picture of the God damn Batman:


The election is as close as it comes. But just you wait, Republicans. Your big lead has already had its chance. All the major Republican states have already been counted: Texas, Georgia, Louisiana, and the Northwest. Now it's time for some good old-fashioned West-Coast style badassery. Oregon, Washington, and California still need to vote, and the 47 electoral votes from Florida and Ohio that are leaning towards Obama still haven't been counted. I want Romney to be beaten into the ground.

Until 8:00, bye!