The 2013 Grahammies (part 1)

As you may know, I love movies. A good chunk of all my blog posts have the tag 'movie' at the bottom. And I see about 100 movies a year, plus 20 in theaters. That's 240 hours, or 14,400 minutes. Or to put it in more simplistic terms, it's roughly the amount of time it takes to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy. So it gives me great pleasure to now announce MY NOMINEES FOR THE 2013 GRAHAMMIES!!!

For Best Picture: Lincoln, Argo, Chronicle, Django Unchained, and Looper. For the first time, you will be able to vote on the Best Picture nominees in the sidebar! Just click your favorite movie of the year and it'll tabulate it... please. Please vote. Or comment. Or visit my blog site. I only get 500 hits a month. And half of those are from Sweden. Just, please...

Anyway... For Worst Picture: Tim and Eric's Billion-Dollar Movie, 2016: Obama's America, Total Recall, Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II, and Resident Evil: Retribution.

For Best Actor: Michael Fassbender (Prometheus), Daniel Day-Lewis (Lincoln), Bradley Cooper (Silver Linings Playbook), Denzel Washington (Flight), and Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Looper).

For Worst Actor: Tim Heidecker (Tim and Eric's Billion-Dollar Movie), Robert Pattinson (Twilight), Adam Sandler (Hotel Transylvania), Colin Farrell (Total Recall), and Nicholas Cage (Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance).

For Best Actress: Keira Knightley (Seeking a Friend for the End of the World), Jennifer Lawrence (The Hunger Games, Silver Linings Playbook), Emily Blunt (Looper), Noomi Rapace (Prometheus), and Anne Hathaway (The Dark Knight Rises).

For Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart (Twilight), Maggie Grace (Taken 2), Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil), Kate Beckinsale (Underworld: Awakening), and Meghan Fox (The Dictator).

For Best Director: Steven Spielberg (Lincoln), Quentin Tarantino (Django Unchained), Ang Lee (Life of Pi), Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight Rises), and Rian Johnson (Looper).

For Worst Director: Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (Tim and Eric's Billion-Dollar Movie), Melissa Rosenberg (Twilight), Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil), Olivier Megaton (Taken 2), and Len Wiseman (Total Recall).

For Best Screenplay: Looper, Django Unchained, Lincoln, Argo, and Life of Pi.

For Best Sequel/Prequel: Men In Black III, The Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises, Prometheus, and The Hobbit.

For Best Visual Effects: Men In Black III, Life of Pi, The Hobbit, Django Unchained, and Prometheus.

Those are my nominees. Vote if you want. No, even if you don't want to, you'd better vote. VOTE, GOD DAMN IT!!!

Bye!