The first survey! Yaaaay! (hopefully).

zeebs. sja sinlock wu vuhula ashmoss oosgangwawa... Oh, wait, sorry. I forgot to take off the "Klingon" setting. Tonight is Open House at our school, when everyone and their parents come over to see all of 'the children's wonderful work for the past three trimesters'. This includes my I-search report, which I just finished two minutes ago. Also, if you would like to view this blog in klingon, please press 'one', and nothing will happen. I am going to try to put up a survey, so keep in touch. If you're like my mom, you've already figured out the unbelievably challenging brain tickler, here's the answer and a new one: answer: (in invisible ink) a "color spectrum". The new one is:

____

ALLS

You're welcome.

The brain tickler and the crazed Suits

PART #DOS: I hate doing two blogs on the same day, but I just realized that I never gave out the new brain tickler, so here it is: SPECTRUM. It's actually very simple.

I was reading the autobiography of William Shatner, and happened upon something VERY funny.

The NBC suits were reading over the scripts for a Star Trek episode called "A Private Little War", and as a suggestion, one of them wrote, and I quote:

'Please ensure that the Mugatu's appearance is not grotesque or shocking to the viewer'.

Gotta love dem suits.

The Idiot Menagerie

I have hit upon something big here. All of my problems seem to stem directly from other people. Not all people, just some of them. For example, my school (run, of course, by people). All my stressing out over an overdue project or book report has come directly from school itself. Other great stress sponsors are:

deadlines: they're called 'dead' for a reason.

procrastination

the "I'll do it later" theory, which doesn't work, by the way.

Idiots

These things are the biggest sponsors of stress there are. At least, when you're a kid, they are. When you're grown up, you worry and worry about if so and so likes you, or if you have a cute butt or whatever--OH-KAAAAAY, I think I gave too much information there. Also, if I can, I will try to get my comic strip, The Idiot Menagerie, up here daily, but don't hold your breath------ I probably couldn't Google anything if it wasn't bookmarked. If I can't, I'll tell you now: It's about some aliens named Joe, Bob, and Sam who live in a parallel universe who drink beer and eat nachos all day long. Other characters include the annoying maniacal blue menace Leekar Nikkolonian, a bartender named Miide Fordaak, a guy with 18 eyes who's named.....uh,..... well.....Eyes, and Rodney Eckstien, Joe's worst nemesis. Plus, a couple of weeks ago was my class music demo, and here is a pic from it. I'm the smiling moron with the white t-shirt. These people's faces do not really look like this. This is simply a computer whiz demonstration. Their faces have been removed by the Witness Protection Program to prevent identity theft.

Totally Trekked

HUZZAH! We saw the Star Trek movie again! It was just as good the second time around. This makes only the second movie that I have deemed good enough to see twice, the other being the "Incredibles", which I now despise. I have an interesting thing to tell you: I have a cat. This you do not already know, because I have never mentioned this in any other blog. I just thought of this today, on another infamous hike. I shall, however, spare you the monotony of seeing the pictures of it. I have some games to recommend:

Tanks

Asteroids

Pacman

Fancy Pants Man (yes, you read it right)

Lego Star Wars II (you have to buy this one)

Space Invaders

I hid the brain tickler's answer in the previous blog, so find it if you want it!

Here are some Star Trek episodes I recommend:

The Tholian Web

The Trouble With Tribbles

The City on the Edge of Forever

This Side of Paradise

The Menagerie, parts 1 and 2.

The Doomsday Machine

The Devil in the Dark (Shatner's favorite episode!!! :0 wow).

The Gamsters of Triskilion

Shore Leave

Operation: Annihilate!

Amok Time

The Mark of Gideon

All Our Yesterdays

Court Martial

Wink of an Eye

Day of the Dove

For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky

Let This Be Your Last Battlefield

The Enterprise Incident

Spectre the Gun

Return to Tomorrow

Patterns of Force

The Immunity Syndrome

I, Mudd

Mirror, Mirror

Dagger of the Mind

The Deadly Years

Naked Time

The Enemy Within

What Little Girls are Made of

Arena

And here are the REALLY SUCKING ONES!:

The Way to Eden

The Squire of Gothos

Plato's Stepchildren (seriously, don't watch this one. You'll regret it).

The Corbomite Maneuver

Charlie X

The Man Trap

Where No Man Has Gone Before

Miri

Turnabout Intruder

And the worst ever goes to...... Spock's Brain! (REALLY REALLY REALLY DON'T WATCH THIS)!

All the others are in between.

The annoyances of everything

I am currently annoyed. Annoyed with China's Tibeten Takeover. Annoyed with the Burmese house arrest. And, especially, annoyed that my new water gun leaks and that my idiot neighbor with a car alarm turns it on every single night. But, to illustrate my current annoyances, I have written a song about the last few years and all the idiots that have ended up in the middle of it to the tune of deck the halls, and it is also about idiot bloggers who go on for lines and lines upon lines of words in a poorly written run-on sentence. Here goes.

SPRAY THE HALLS WITH PINK GRAFFITTI

FALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

MAIL CHENEY TO TAHITI

FALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALA

PIGS WEAR LIPSTICK, JOE THE PLUMBER

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

EVERYONE SOMEHOW GOT DUMBER

FALALALALALALALA

the brain tickler's answer is the letter 'e'

FLOODING MUCH IN NORTH DAKOTA

FALALALALALALALALALALALA

ALSO SOME IN MINNESOTA

FALALLALALALALALALALALA

SHOTS IN BAGDAD, OPEN FIRE

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

SINKING INTO BUSH QUAGMIRE

FLALALALLALLLALALLALALALAAAAAAH

BOMBS AND MISSILES STREAKING PAST

FALALALALALALA

WHOEVER'S IN THE SHELTER LAST

FALALALALALALALALA

GETS A DOSE OF RADIATION

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

BLOWING UP ANOTHER NATION

FALALALALALALALALALA

LUCAS MADE ANOTHER MILLION

FALALALALALALALA

EVERYBODY NOW HATES PALIN

FALALALALALALALAALALA

STAR TREK MOVIE, REJOICE, NIMOY

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

MARKET ALL YOUR STAR TREK TOYS

FALALALALALALALALA

GOVERNORS WENT DOWN THE DRAIN

FALALALALALALALALA

WE BARELY GOT ANY RAIN

FLALALALALALALALLALALALA

'CAUSE OF ALL THE GLOBAL WARMING

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

CANCER, US IT COULD BE HARMING

FALALALALA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

HUMMERS STINKING UP THE PLANET

FALALALALALALLALLA

NOW, THE KIDS WILL HAVE TO FIX IT

FALALALALALALALALALALALA

LOGGING FORESTS, WRECKING OCEANS

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

COME ON, THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN BINS

FAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAH LAH LAH LAAAAAAAAH, LALALA LA

I hope you enjoyed that!

@%$#%^ Hollywood.....

AAAAAAAAaaaalright, Crazy People!!! I'm in a @#$#$%$%#%$@-ing bad mood because the title for this blog, G-Force, has been ripped off and made into a new movie---G-Force. If I ever meet those @$$%0(*! on the street, it's curtains for them.

Well, enough about them. I think it's about time to begin with the cool stuff, so read the heck on.

THINGS THE WORLD LEADERS NEED TO FIX NOW.

The whacked-out capital of Iceland---Reykjavik. It's pronounced Rey-Key-ah-vik.

The name of BURMA, NOT MYANMAR!!!!!

All those stupid "stans" (Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, all of those.)

Anyone who ends their sentences with those stupid little faces :)

Alaska and everything to do with it

North and South Korea---Get over it, already!!!

The size of Russia

Every country that's communist.

Ukraine

Duh on the last .... all of them!

New brain tickler alert!!!!

Hi, people. I took a while to get the backspace key fixed, I know, but now I have a very interesting topic: the brain puzzler's answer! I will write it in white ink, so if you don't want to see the answer, you can keep trying. To see the answer, highlight the white space. Okay. Here it goes.

STEP #1:To solve the brain tickler, you first have to find it. The words are written in invisible ink, just like this. First, highlight the ridiculously large white space on "The Ultimate Top 20 and the First Brain Tickler" and read the word PHROMATE. The letters are all capitalized to keep you from knowing which comes first. STEP #2: Take the "M" from the word and put it at the front. This will be the first letter. Take the "E" from the end of the word and put it after the "M". Put the "T" after the first two letters. Take the "A" and do the same. The "PH" comes next. Place it in. Then take the O and the R and and add them in in that order. STEP#3: The letters will spell out the word "Metaphor". The answer is now clearly a 'Mixed Metaphor', like the phrase "you can lead a yack to the water, but you can't teach and old dog to knit a silk purse out of a pig in a poke". You're very welcome for this pearl of wisdom.

The new brain tickler is as follows: "What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, nowhere in infinity, and the end of every race?" The answer is simpler than you think.

the poor, poor backspace key...

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Hints to the Brain Tickler

Hello, follower(s)! If you have figured out the brain tickler, please leave a comment saying so. If you would like a hint, I will be leaving a comment on this blog explaining part of the procedure. There are two steps, so if I give you one you already know, BUMMER FOR YOU!!! I know I haven't been putting on many pictures lately, but until I can get my dad to put them on our new computer, no more can come on. I now have taken the liberty of writing the secret of life in a random previous blog the same way that I put in the brain tickler. Try to find it! Also, it has come to my attention that you can easily put dirty words on this blog site in white ink. I want to promise you that this kind of thing will NEVER happen on this blog. (And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. It's called the 'Golden Gate'). Bye!

The Ultimate Top 20 & the First Brain Tickler!!!!

I have now decided to enlighten you with the top 20 things on the planet Earth, not necessarily in this particular order:

20. comics.

19. m&ms.

18. summer vacation.

17. cheetos.

16. Art in all its forms.

15. Apple computers.

14. Obama.

13. Wikipedia.

12. YouTube.

11. Earlspay eforebay inesway.

10. Disgust of Sarah Palin. That's putting it lightly. She's a %$^%$*%(

9. Hawaii.

8. Action figures.

7. Laptops.

6. Area 51/Roswell.

5. Cats.

4. "He's dead, Jim."

3. Star Wars.

2. Star Trek/Spock.

1. Nachos. Nachos. Nachos.

I hope you find this helpful. Also, I would like to introduce a new feature: the brain tickler!!! Every Tuesday, (or maybe not, you never know) a brain tickler will show up on a new blog. This particular one was a puzzler in my classroom. Try to find it!!! The answer will be shown next Tuesday. That should give you enough time to figure it out! HINT: INVISIBLE INK.

HELLO, PEOPLES!!!! TRY TO GET THIS TICKLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PHROMATE

Wahahahahaha!!!!

Links, Trekkies, and Potted Palms

Helllllllllllllllooooo, everyone!!!!!!!! Well, this weekend was pretty cool, with Mother's day and such. This year's Mother's day was actually fun because we bought a potted palm for mom! It has a very interesting pot. Also, I shall be trying to upload some pics of my cat, P-nut, onto this blog, but our digital camera's picture files are still on an old flash drive.

I presently have some thingimajigs to recommend, so I have devised a list of some very cool sites and videos.

hppt://unclejayexplains.com, a site about a political satirist who pretends to be talking to little kids.

wookieepedia, the star wars wiki.

comics.com, where you can access any comic strip over any time period.

joost.com and hulu.com, two sites where you can watch ANY TV show that's still running. Hulu has ads and Joost doesn't, but you can only get The Simpsons on Hulu. (You can, however, access Star Trek episodes on both!)

I also must say that me and a friend of mine went to see the new Star Trek movie: 10/10 stars!!! We forgot to get nachos while there, unfortunately, but I finished off my entire giant kit-kat! I especially enjoyed the part where they spacejumped onto the planet-killing ship's drill. But when Vulcan was (EERTERTERT BIG SPOILER ALERT!!!!) destroyed, it ruined a LOT of the plotlines for the original series. SPOCK ROCKS & HE'S DEAD, JIM!!!! Plus there's some great clips on YouTube featuring Bones saying either "He's dead, Jim", or "I'm a doctor, not a ______". (maybe he could say "I'm a doctor, not a waffle iron"). Thanks for reading!!!

the estbay comic strip everay!!!

I know that on Tuesday I said that I was going to reveal the greatest (and worst) comic strips ever. But I decided that this might insult a regular old Garfield fan (as you may have guessed, Garfield is NOT the best strip). So I decided to reveal them in igpay atinlay (pig latin). The greatest ever is earlspay eforebay inesway by ephanStay astisPay, while the worst is ethey amilyfay ircuiscay by illBay eanKay. Alsoay, the new arStay eckTray oviemay is coming out tomorrow, so be sure to wear (as I'm sure Bones would say) your "vulcan ears, Jim". Unfortunately, DeForest Kelley, the guy who played Bones, is dead, Jim. Orrysay, no pics today, but Amazon.com has some ookbays of earlspay eforebay inesway, so check that out. Also, Toys R Us has some WONDERFUL talking ockSpay obbleheadsbay. Anksthay orfay eadingray!!!

NACHOS. NACHOS. NACHOS.

Adventures with iPods

Heeeeeeeeey, everyone!!! I'm back! I couldn't wait two days to publish another blog, but this'll do fine. Big news: I've got my first follower!!! I'm hoping they'll send off the link to their friends and family. Also, I must thank my dad's cousin for introducing me to this site.

Now, down to business. We recently got an iPod Touch, courtesy of my dad. Unfortunately, you have to go through all these REALLY TIME AND MONEY CONSUMING PAIN-IN-THE-NECK STEPS just to set the #@$^%^^*&(%*#@-ing thing up. Also, if you want to get internet access (which most people do unless they live in Pennsylvania Dutch Country), you have to buy a Wi-Fi outlet, the only thing that can make the $##$%^-ing thing work.

And now this is known to all intelligent people who decided to follow this blog. Join me next time when I reveal the coolest comic strip EVER!!!!! (and the worst). I shall finish this one off with a photo from (yes, another) one of our hikes. However, in this is an actual pic of Marin!!! Hope you enjoy.

Intro to awesomeness

Greetings and Salutations, everyone! This is my first blogging experience, to be updated around every two days. I live in Marin County, California, land of the trees, mountains, and annoying Arnold Shwartznegger impersonators (or however you spell that crazy guy's crazy name). In this blog, you will find opinions (no, unfortunately no negative ones besides the aforementioned Arnold), recommendations, and Sci-fi amazingness. I warn you now: if you are a Jock, Football advocate, or Hockey devotee, you will not find your kinda stuff on this blog. NERDS, NERDS, AND ONLY NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will finish this off with some pics of our Marin hikes, which my dad forces us to go on. Please feel free to leave comments. If you know me personally, it is required.