Occupy White Hill

Hey, peeps. I am currently blogging from the Occupy White Hill HQ, where we are over 500 strong. The entire student population of White Hill Middle School has allied with us. We are the 99%. The teachers control all the power, and they are just trying to keep us down. FIGHT THE POWER!

Oh, and by the way, Michele Bachmann has finally dropped out of the GOP race after she won only 5% of the vote in the Iowa Caucus 2012. This means only one thing. UNCORK THE CHAMPAGNE!!! TWO DOWN, SEVEN TO GO! LIKE A BOSSSSSSSS!!!!

Anyway, this means we are another step closer to our goal: Having a person younger than 20 in the White House this year! We cast the ballots in our own goddamn caucus, and unfortunately, everyone voted for themselves. But it doesn't matter. As the old adage goes, 'May the most electable man win'.

So, adults: Be warned. us kids have put up with your crap for long enough. It is time to FIGHT BACK! WE ARE THE 99%! WE ARE THE 99%! YEAAAAAAAA!!!!

Whoo! Man, I got a little caught up in the heat of the moment there. But who cares. The battle to re-take the country back from the old peeps will be a long and hard one. None of us care. We are all devoted to our cause. Teenager across Marin, uniting as one to fight back against the oppressive and (If I may say so) totally uncool adults. We will take America back! Provided, of course, that we can actually make it out of bed before noon.

But this is it! We are taking our country back! We WILL get one of us elected to the White House, and we WILL start an equally powerful third party! And if you old people start blaming us for everything, we'll just tell it like it is:

We're cleaning up the mess YOU made.

Bye!