George F**king Lucas has once again sold out to make mountains of money, but this time it'll be even more painful than the Ewoks, Jar-Jar Binks, and The Clone Wars combined. He sold Lucasfilm arts to the god damn Disney corporation. Yeah-- DISNEY. And you KNOW what I think about Disney. It should die.
But it gets far, far worse. Disney announced that they are now working on Star Wars Episodes VII, VIII, and IX. We are so screwed. Now, it's not like I KNOW they're going to suck, but what do you think? Darth Vader died. The Emperor died. Now there's only one villain left to kill: Jar-Jar. Hmm... if that's the plot, maybe the title of my blog post should have been 'A Galaxy Rejoices'.
The important thing to remember is that Lucas was a terrible director anyway. The best Star Wars movie (The Empire Strikes Back) was only the best because Lucas had virtually no part in it. Then again, we didn't think things could get any worse after the Ewoks, and we were wrong, weren't we?
But I don't care. As much as I hate these movies, I can't help but go see the new ones AS SOON AS THEY COME OUT. It's an absolute must-see. Set your timers for 2015, people. This is important. Or maybe the world will end in December and we won't have to worry about this at all. But seriously, how will they go about this? They can't use Harrison Ford. But at the same time, they really have to. They need an entirely new arrangement of heroes and villains. It's such a pain...
In other news, there's a hurricane doing more damage to New Jersey then Chris Christie did. Which is something big. Unfortunately, the crew from Jersey Shore was somehow spared horrific deaths. Why even bother having a hurricane then? It's pointless.
I love it here in California, where the only thing you have to worry about is the constant thought that an earthquake could strike at any minute. I won't get into it all, but click HERE for my list about all the impending natural (an unnatural) disasters ready to strike the 50 states at any minute.
Bye!
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