Unfortunately, this may be rendered somewhat trivial soon, because North Korea has just said that they intend to nuke the United States. This may not come as a surprise, as it's been pretty clear that that's their intention for a while now. But this is the first time they've really come out and said it. So now it's time... North Korea's gonna regret this... it's time to BREAK OUT THE BOOK OF REALLY HARSH RHETORIC!!!
I wonder what it's gonna take for us to do something about North Korea. They're like a sixth grader who pokes you with a stick repeatedly, and knows that you're too good of a person to just punch them in the face. But sooner or later, we're going to have to do SOMETHING about it, whether that's nuking them or just sending a CIA assassin squad to bring us the head of Kim Jong Un.
No, really, he doesn't look like that.
In actuality, the UN has strengthened its sanctions on North Korea... whatever that means. I guess now we're going to be really strict about the food that their people don't eat... and the nuclear weapons programs they can't get to work... yeah...
Meanwhile, we've discovered that China has been repeatedly hacking our news databases, I guess in order to give their country some much-needed cat pictures. You can just imagine some Chinese hacker sitting in the basement of an undisclosed government building hitting the arrow key thousands of times. "LOLcats... LOLcats... LOLcats... F**K!!!"
The strangest thing is that they hacked the New York Times and CNN. Are you kidding me here? If you want to find out what's going on in America, you DON'T LISTEN TO CNN!!! Have you people learned NOTHING? Damn...
Bye!
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