Ich Bin Ein Zombie V: I'm Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse

So, here's something you might have noticed: with this blog, I have exactly fifty posts this year. Last year at this time, I had twenty. My hope is that this year, I can avoid the inevitable last-minute December scramble to meet my yearly quota of at least 100 blogs.

This smashes my previous record of 18 posts in a month (due to the aforementioned December cramming). I hope to usher in a new era of G-Force sponsored awesomeness.

DON'T FORGET TO BE AWESOME I WON'T

Anyway, I have much more important things to talk about. Namely, a certain epic song I recently wrote! And yes, I will conclude Ich Bin Ein Zombie ASAP, but this needs to be posted immediately. It's very long, so get your scrolling finger loosened up:

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

I'm ready for the zombie assault

Bring on the zombies and the zombie apocalypse

I'm not about to join the zombie cult

I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

I've got my ammo right here by my side

Bring on the zombies and the zombie apocalypse

I'm not about to go and run and hide

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I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

They know better than to mess with me

Bring on the zombies and the zombie apocalypse

I'll throw grenades into the undead sea

I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

I'll shoot those undead creatures in the face

Bring on the zombies and the zombie apocalypse

I'll sneak out ninja-like without a trace

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I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

Break out the pistols and the smoke grenades

Bring on the zombies and the zombie apocalypse

They'll never break through my huge barricade

I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

I got a machete and I'm hackin' away

A knife this size is just the perfect weapon

To keep those evil zombie scum at bay

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I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

I've got a shotgun right here in my hand

Bring on the zombies and the zombie apocalypse

From this area the undead are banned

I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

I've got the undead after me in swarms

Bring on the zombies and the zombie apocalypse

They're comin' at me in a zombie storm

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I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

I'm cuttin' them down like big chunks of meat

Bring on the zombies and the zombie apocalypse

I'm sure not planning on an early retreat

I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

I'm ready for the zombie assault

Bring on the zombies and the zombie apocalypse

I'm not about to join the undead cult

Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie die!

Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie die!

Wow, this blog is running long. That's it for today. The conclusion to Ich Bin Ein Zombie is coming soon! See ya!