The Gaffe Machine

I am having a fantastic day today, and it only took a few short sentences to make it this good. This is big. Like, TITANIC big. This is one of those days where you sit back and breathe a deep, deep sigh of relief, as you feel all your troubles melt away. If I may share with you... the excerpt of words that made my day.

“There are 47% who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it.”

That was Mitt Romney, talking to his fellow Richie McRichies about the (supposedly) 47% of people who will vote for Obama because they are fully dependent upon the government for all of their material needs. This is shockingly nasty rhetoric coming from Romney, who has previously only been capable of long-winded robotic monotone speeches. But that's not all. In an interview today, Rick Santorum said THIS:

"We will never have the elite, smart people on our side, because they believe they should have the power to tell you what to do."

Did you catch it? I sure as f*** did. Santorum basically told Republicans that so-called 'smart people' will never vote for them. I couldn't have said it better myself!

Remember, this is the same guy who famously said "President Obama wants everybody to go to college. What a snob!" So this shouldn't be TOO unexpected. But this is everything I could have hoped for and more. In just one day, Romney alienated nearly half the country, and Santorum called all Republicans morons.

So you can see, this is a very good thing.

Bye!