People, as you may have guessed from the title of this post, I'm talking about evolution. Yes, this supposedly 'controversial' theory has even more new evidence for it: Aliens. You see, most scientists believe we are incredibly close to the find of the century: alien life. We've been hunting for ET since the stone age, and we're practically seconds away from scientific rapture. We've located 40-something planets suitable for life, and there may be life under the ice on the moon Europa.
But this doesn't bode well for the various world religions, namely those who started off saying the Earth was flat, then that Earth was the center of the universe, then that we're the only planet in existence, and now that evolution is a myth. But finding aliens will completely wreck the theory of creation. Which is why I can't wait for CLOSE ENCOUNTERS to occur.
As soon as we find life, the world religions will scramble to explain it, just like when we found out the Earth was round. They'll say stuff like 'Oh, what difference does it make, it's all part of creation'. Well, you know what? That's BS. These people are more annoying than Bill 'O Reilly. Actually that's redundant: Bill 'O Reilly IS one of those people. Here's a direct quote of his on why religion is a fact: WIKININJA
"Sun goes up, sun goes down. Tide comes in, tide comes out. Never a miscommunication."
Billy seems to think that just because he doesn't have the mental capacity to understand something as simple as the tides, he's right about everything. This just goes to show what I've said for years: Billy boy has the brains of a stuffed cabbage.
People, if you've read this blog for a long time, you know that I enjoy hiding little secrets throughout my posts, invisible messages that can only be seen by highlighting the entire post. Well, now I've taken it a step further: I've made invisible links. Find these links to visit other websites that may or may not relate to the topic at hand. Have fun!
Bye!
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