A Scathingly Brilliant Idea, the End of the School Year, and an Adirondack Chair

Hellooo, and SCHOOL HAS ENDEEEEEEED!!!! To celebrate, I had a massive sleepover/Call of Duty MW2 battle at my friend's house. As expected, a certain SOMEone (who shall remain nameless) farted about eighty-bazillion times. Besides the farts, it was great.

I recently had the greatest, most incredible, most SCATHINGLY BRILLIANT IDEA EVER!!!

This plan fixes three things: Osama Bin Laden, the Gulf Oil Spill, and Global Warming. Here it goes:

Step 1: Build a few thousand supertanks that can hold about 3,000,000 gallons of water each along the Louisiana, Texas, Mississippi, and Arkansas coasts.

Step 2: Siphon out all the oil/water. Forget about separating them from each other, that would take FOREVER.

Step 3: CONGRATS! You've removed all the oil from the gulf AND decreased the ocean's level! This means that when the ice caps melt, they won't cause as much flooding to countries like East Timor and the Seychelles!

Step 4: Of course, now you need to do something with all that excess oil and water. Well, seeing as oil and water don't mix, it's easy to separate them now that they're both contained inside giant vats along the shoreline.

Step 5: Use three rockets, one to send the water into the sun (thereby evaporating it completely), one to transport excess oil into the sun, and a much smaller one to shoot at any Al Qaeda hideout we see fit.

TA-DAAAAAAH! We did iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Now, of course we haven't done it yet, so write to your congressman to-day!

Oh, and by the way, me and my dad built an Adirondack chair yesterday. Here's a pic:

Bye!