I HAVE VERY BIG NEWS!!! I have started the most evil company ever to exist on the face of the Earth. It's called Vertco, and it has already conquered several competitors.
Vertco is a conglomerate. I've divided it into seven main divisions: Vertco Motors, Vertco Technologies, Vertco Waste Disposal Systems, Vertco Military Supplies, Vertco Intel, Vertco Pharmaceuticals, and VP: Vertco Petroleum. These divisions also own several other companies, such as Akimbo Motors, Silencer Co, Androidtech, Atoll Motors, Yeah! Programs, Chiskon Motors, and Securico. I have amassed a small empire by convincing numerous people at my school to work for Vertco.
It was all going so well until someone asked me what Vertco actually DOES.
Oh, well. Too bad.
I've tried to get some products, but my dad won't agree to co-sign a loan for me to take over IBM. I also tried to make some cars, such as the Vertco Minotaur and the Vertco Stadium, but I never got past the blueprint phase. On the plus side, I finally figured out how to draw cars. Whoo!
But, since everyone seems to want some actual tangible worth, I now present... THE VERTCO LINE OF CARS!!!
The Vertco Minotaur!!!
The Vertco Stadium!
The Vertco Patton!
The Vertco Arasachra!
The Vertco Default!
The Vertco Caribou!
And the Vertco Torque! (Sorry for the size of this image, I had no choice).
Those are all the Vertco cars! Ta-daaah! By the way, any similarities between the Vertco cars shown here and other cars (e.g. Scion xBs, VW Touaregs, Isuzu Troopers, Porsche Cayennes, that sorta thing) is entirely coincidental.
Bye!
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