Bend it Like Beck

Hello, and Sherfaneranerfanerf, loyal (but unenthusiastic) followers! I got bored making Funny Times cartoons for a while, so I decided to make this blog. Today's blog will be mostly about my favorite pastime, MAKING REPUBLICANS LOOK LIKE THE MORONS THEY ARE!!!

Aaaahhh, how I hate them.

We begin today with TOPIC OF INTEREST, which is Glenn Beck. Becky has been around for too long, and I think it's time that I slammed him again. Here's a list of things I hate Glenn Beck for:

The title of his book, ARGUING WITH IDIOTS. Excuse me? If anyone's an idiot, it's Glenn Beck (see the next grievance I have with him).

His comment that "Obama has a deep-seated hatred of white people". Oy vey. Do I really need to make a comment on that? I hope not.

IMPORTANT NOTE: If there is a Republican reading this, do not think for a MOMENT that 'Oh, it's just another dumb drooling Keith Olbermann loving Democrat." Incredibly not true. Self-righteous snobby left-wing assholes are JUST AS ANNOYING as self-righteous snobby right-wing assholes (hence, the reason I don't watch Keith Olbermann).

Back to Glenny: He said that Obama's supreme court nominee, Sonya Sotomayor, was also racist. Have the Republicans really sunk so low that when they see a Democrat who's also, say, Hispanic, they would say "Oh, he/she MUST be racist". The same goes for the 'Obama hates white people' comment.

He always seems to work a "Progressives=Socialists" joke into any sentence he says. Also, his blackboard has gotten more annoying than his actual opinions. He recently went all-out at a tea party convention, where he pulled out his famous blackboard and proceeded to draw a diagram of America's choices (which, if I remember correctly, were 'Revolution' or 'Evolution'). People who feel intellectually stimulated by an idiot doodling on a rolling blackboard have roughly the IQ of a fried eggplant.

But let's make room for a new feature I'm calling 'It wasn't all bad'. It's where I give you the silver lining of an otherwise crappy week. Here's today's:

This weekend is a three-day weekend, except the teachers have to work on Monday! So IN YOUR FACE, TEACHERS! You have to go to the stinkin' cesspool that is White Hill Middle School while I stay home and play video games, have sleepovers, and go on hikes!

Bye!