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Friday, January 28, 2011

Keith Olbermaniac

'Sup, people. As you may have guessed from the title of this blog, this is about Keith Olbermann, who, as I've said before, merits no more credibility in my book than Glenn Beck. Egotistical, self-centered left-wing oatmeal-brains are no better than egotistical, self-centered right-wing oatmeal-brains.
Olbermann left MSNBC the other day, leaving a space open for a left-wing pundit with gray hair, a thesaurus in his brain, and a different pair of glasses for each day of the year. How will we survive without a 'special comment' on occasion or 'The Worst Person in the World'? By the way, The Worst Person in the World® is Jonathan Orville of Pekos, Tennessee. He knows what he did.
Changing the subject, we have some really colorful people at my school. Our band teacher recently told us a story of how he made friends with a crazy guy with a machete while he was working as a night watchman at a college campus. He also was apparently involved in a shoot-out involving a bounty hunter and a bulletproof vest. That happened to me once, too!
Here's another pic of resident idiot Leekar Nikkolonian:
Okay, granted, it's on my hand. If you look closely, you'll see an atom bomb and the images of some other characters of mine! Joe Republic is located in between my middle and forefingers, his brother 5-Shot is right next to the word 'Leekar', Dr. Legs is at the very top, and Flora is half-obscured, but just under 5-Shot and Leekar.
I'll try to upload full-color pics of all my characters soon. Sayonara, capybara!

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