The TOPIC OF INTEREST for today is.................. Forts!!!! Recently, I built a fort out of those grey foam mats they sell in Home Depot. My cat decided to remodel it by jumping on top (destroying it in the process) and so I rebuilt it. The upgraded version has titanium-lithimite rebar coating, a hot tub, cable TV, and an on-line computer.
In my dreams. Kim Jong Il is a ninny.
No, instead it has a lantern (for reading at night) a map of the world and of the US, a special book library, and a copy of the pamphlet 'How to stay Liberal in a Conservative America: Your guide to the Bush years'. It's really informative!!!
I also have begun my book; 'How to stop really fast on the freeway: Your guide to insurance fraud'. I'm writing it as the sequel to 'How to go at it like Tom Dashall: Your guide to cheating the tax codes. Coming soon!
The new brain tickler is: Go through all previous blogs and highlight blank spaces! If you find any random letters, write them on a piece of paper. Mix 'em around and find the first name of a famous person who recently died.
Bye.
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