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Monday, December 19, 2011

Dead as a Doornail

It's all over.
There is no one else left. No other foreign dictators to make fun of. I'm ruined. I had planned my entire 2012 blog series on Kim Jong-Il and now he just up and DIES?!?! NOT COOL, YOU SON OF A---.... But I'm calm...
Really, though, where do we all go from here? All of us political comedians who don't have much left to mock... Mummar Qadaffi's gone, and those female bodyguard jokes are wearing thin already. Assad won't last much longer. The dictators of Egypt and Tunisia are gone, and now you take Kim Jong-Il away from us??? NOOOOOOOOOO...
He and Qadaffi could have founded the Crazy Dictator's Club. Qadaffi outlawed Switzerland. Kimmie played golf and ate lobsters while his people starved. Qadaffi pitched a tent in front of his hotel and let his camel roam around the compound. Kim was an avid movie buff.
So much squandered material... all wasted... what do we all do now?
Oh, but of course. Ayatollah Ass-a-holla.
I'm gonna have some fun with this guy before he dies.
Bye!

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