First off, I went to see Iron Man 2 yesterday with my three best friends, and it was way more awesome than the first one. So, it's time to use my favorite feature, ERT ERT ERT BIG SPOILER ALERT!!! This is where I give a movie review written in invisible ink. Highlight the following white space to see my review of Iron Man 2, which may or may not include spoilers... you never know.
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Iron Man 2 was much better than its predecessor. In it, some russian dork is imitating Iron Man by creating his own Iron Man suit, plus electo-whip thingys. In a substory, Tony Stark's (Iron Man's) artificial heart is actually turning his blood to poison. However, he creates a new element to save himself.
The other main bad guy is Justin Hammer, some idiot who thinks that his buddy, the aforementioned russian dork dude, is perfect to build some drones that would make Iron Man technology obsolete, thereby making Justin the most powerful/richest/famous/evil guy alive. Iron Man and his new sidekick blow the stupid drones up, and then use their hand-lazer things to blow up russian dork dude, and then Justin gets arrested.
Oh, and there's some 25-year-old girl in a skintight spandex, so now you know what my friend _____ will dream about tomorrow night.
SPOILERS END HERE.
Tune in in a few minutes for another blog I need to do about something else.
Oh, and here's an incredibly funny picture of Tony Stark getting hammered in the Iron Man suit:
And on that note, bye!
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