Hi, everyone! Judging by my abnormally long title, I'm sure you can assume that today's blog will be about the Gulf Oil Spill, or 'GulfWatergate'. Everyone in the country is divided over this issue, especially Democrats and Republicans, who go together like oil and water anyway. (Sorry, that was an awful pun).
Anyway, GulfWatergate is spreading faster and causing more destruction than my Swamp (see previous blogs for an explanation). And BP, being the crude morons that they are (sorry, another bad pun), have failed numerous times over to successfully plug up the oil tube and therefore stop the oil being pumped into the gulf. Instead, those BP city slickers (another bad pun) have allowed thousands of barrels of oil to be launched into the gulf every day. At this rate, the spill will reach North Korea before we stop it. At that point, we can call it Kim Jong Spill. Okay, fine, I'll stop the bad puns. 
But seriously, this oil slick is expanding incredibly fast, an the incompetent bunglers at BP have not been able to stop it. I know this is important, because Wikipedia already has an article about it (click HERE for the Wiki article on the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill).
On a lighter note, only eight more days of school!
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YESSSSSS! TRIUMPH!
Sorry, I just had to do that.
Bye!
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