Knox one out of the Park

Yo, people who are wasting their time reading a blog by a cynical 12-year old! I just had a great idea that, incidentally, occurred to me while watching Goldfinger.

GOLD-FINGAAAH!!! Sorry, but the lawyers said that if I mentioned that movie, I had to do that.

Anyway, I realized that over half the country's gold is just sitting there. So why haven't there been more break-ins? Someone needs to look into that. If it's human nature to steal rich, shiny things, maybe there HAVE been a billion break-ins and we just don't know it!

I doubt that, though. That would mean that we had more money than we thought. And that's not possible.

Bye!