Unfortunately

I just had the funniest conversation with a telemarketer:

Me: Yello!

TM: Hi, I'm calling on behalf of the Foundation for Socialist Leopards. Is a Mr. Panucci there?

Me: Oh, um... Mr. Panucci isn't with us anymore.

TM: Really?

Me: Yep. He died. Last week. Got hit by a blimp.

TM: Oh. Well, the FSL sends its complete condolences. You've suffered a terrible loss.

Me: No, actually, we're pretty happy about it. (hangs up).

At this point I was laughing hysterically.

Oh, and there is no such thing as the FSL. I made it up for the purpose of this blog, since I couldn't remember the actual foundation he was representing.

I turned in the freakiest story ever. We were supposed to write and illustrate a little kid's story using the words 'fortunately' and 'unfortunately'. IE, Fortunately, we got to go to the zoo! Unfortunately, the car broke down.

In mine, a guy named Diego Tutweiller (who in the illustrations looks a lot like me) joins the CIA and goes on a mission to a remote country called the Republic of Turdistan.

Then aliens invade and destroy the entire planet.

Oh, and if you think you're better than me at Tetris, let me ask you this:

Have you gotten 16,299 points at it? 'Cause I have. And it was FUUUUUN.

Eat it, kid.

BYE!!!