Google Goggles

So here's some amazing s**t. A Ukrainian woman named Valeria Lukyanova has undergone repetitive surgery to make herself look exactly like a Barbie doll. Because that's not creepy at all. I'm not going to put the pictures on this blog, as they may induce nightmares, but you can Google her name if you want.  She looks like she should be cast in a movie where a doll comes F**KING ALIVE. Like Chuckie, but more maniacal.

Anyway, I could devote thousands of blog posts to foreign supermodels, but there are some matters that require my immediate attention. Like, for instance, the fact that a group of 75 Republicans signed a legal brief pushing the Supreme Court to strike down Prop. 8 (the California proposition banning gay marriage). And what's more shocking is that within those ranks is former presidential candidate Jon Huntsman. So yes, this is groundbreaking news, and it gives even more merit to the prediction that the Republican Party will be splitting in half over the coming decade.

Of course, most people say that most of those Republicans just read the writing on the wall and decided to jump on the bandwagon. But I think that a select few of those senators actually are beginning to grow a brain. Jon Huntsman, for instance, was my favorite Republican Presidential Candidate back in 2012, and he's probably pretty open-minded. Also, he spent two years in China as ambassador... so... you want little bit Chinese history? People who watch SNL will get it.

But most of the other Republican senators are basically still like this:


Yeah, I can use memes politically. WATCH OUT.

I don't even care about what the Republicans do now, because as far as I'm concerned, they have no real basis in our government anymore. What I DO care about, however, is the fact that GOOGLE HAS MADE THE GOOGLE GLASSES!!! WHOOO!!! Yeah, just IMAGINE! Being able to walk around the streets with the internet projected directly into your eyeballs. Which is eerily reminiscent of one of Futurama's best episodes...

Who cares. Eventually, we'll have CONTACT LENSES jacked into the internet. So then no damn teachers could take away your phone while you're using it in class. And imagine what cheating on tests would be like! Aaah... I can't wait for the future...

Bye!