The annoyances of everything

I am currently annoyed. Annoyed with China's Tibeten Takeover. Annoyed with the Burmese house arrest. And, especially, annoyed that my new water gun leaks and that my idiot neighbor with a car alarm turns it on every single night. But, to illustrate my current annoyances, I have written a song about the last few years and all the idiots that have ended up in the middle of it to the tune of deck the halls, and it is also about idiot bloggers who go on for lines and lines upon lines of words in a poorly written run-on sentence. Here goes.

SPRAY THE HALLS WITH PINK GRAFFITTI

FALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

MAIL CHENEY TO TAHITI

FALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALA

PIGS WEAR LIPSTICK, JOE THE PLUMBER

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

EVERYONE SOMEHOW GOT DUMBER

FALALALALALALALA

the brain tickler's answer is the letter 'e'

FLOODING MUCH IN NORTH DAKOTA

FALALALALALALALALALALALA

ALSO SOME IN MINNESOTA

FALALLALALALALALALALALA

SHOTS IN BAGDAD, OPEN FIRE

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

SINKING INTO BUSH QUAGMIRE

FLALALALLALLLALALLALALALAAAAAAH

BOMBS AND MISSILES STREAKING PAST

FALALALALALALA

WHOEVER'S IN THE SHELTER LAST

FALALALALALALALALA

GETS A DOSE OF RADIATION

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

BLOWING UP ANOTHER NATION

FALALALALALALALALALA

LUCAS MADE ANOTHER MILLION

FALALALALALALALA

EVERYBODY NOW HATES PALIN

FALALALALALALALAALALA

STAR TREK MOVIE, REJOICE, NIMOY

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

MARKET ALL YOUR STAR TREK TOYS

FALALALALALALALALA

GOVERNORS WENT DOWN THE DRAIN

FALALALALALALALALA

WE BARELY GOT ANY RAIN

FLALALALALALALALLALALALA

'CAUSE OF ALL THE GLOBAL WARMING

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

CANCER, US IT COULD BE HARMING

FALALALALA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

HUMMERS STINKING UP THE PLANET

FALALALALALALLALLA

NOW, THE KIDS WILL HAVE TO FIX IT

FALALALALALALALALALALALA

LOGGING FORESTS, WRECKING OCEANS

FALALA LALALA LA LA LA

COME ON, THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN BINS

FAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAH LAH LAH LAAAAAAAAH, LALALA LA

I hope you enjoyed that!