The Technology Blog

Qwertyuiop. Hi! Amazingly enough, the first word I've used in this blog is today's brain tickler. Figure it out and you win 5 gallons of molten cheese.

Today's TOPIC OF INTEREST is technology, or as Bush would say, 'The internets and

techno-ology'.

Some people think that our numerous technological devices are making us stupid and sucking away at our soul. Not only are those people amish whackjobs, but they are also ipod-hating fiends!

I read an article in 'The Week' that suggested that constant usage of GPS devices causes your hippocampus to shrink dramatically. GPS could, apparently, also be responsible for dementia and other mental illnesses. Of course, 'The Week' also put out an article about how lefties live longer than righties, and there was also one about cat geniuses who can flush toilets, or play Beethoven's ninth. The day we classify playing a symphony with flushing a toilet is the day I will leap off a cliff.

But, back to technology.

I just got a very awesome technological device at a garage sale for $20. I did feel a little ripped off, until I realized that the retail price was $139.99. Mwahahahahah!

It's a remote controlled tank that has a video camera on it. You look through special glasses attached to it and see whatever the tank is seeing. Plus, it can climb up people's legs and spin in a 360˚ circle.

Bye!