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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Mosque-ito Coast

Hey, people! I've got an interesting topic for today, but first, another Funny Times cartoon, created by yours truly. Click the following to view it:
Today's topic: THE MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO!!! Or as Republicans like to call it...

THE EVIL CREEPY SCARY NASTY MUSLIM TERRORIST OPERATIVE HEADQUARTERS!!!!

I'll let Bob Selkowitz explain.
AND NOW... AN OLD REPUBLICAN RANT FROM BOB SELKOWITZ!!!!
It's official. The terrorists have won. We've just ended our combat mission in Iraq, and we're going to build a terrorist evil kill death murder center of doom and destruction right next to the doom and destruction that they created. It's stupid: I defy you to find a single Synagogue or Church in Mecca. So why should WE promote religious freedom if some random middle eastern country doesn't? Do YOU have a reason? Of course you don't.
You know, besides the whole constitution thing and that it says it in there. It's fine if REPUBLICANS violate the constitution. Let us crap on that stupid piece of paper all we want. But if evil socialist Kenyan muslim Hitler-reincarnation DEMOCRATS come anywhere near it, we'll BITE THEIR HEADS OFF!!!
Of course, they haven't yet. They're just defending it right now. Wow. Talk about old thinking. Let me explain:
Democrats? We're trying to make you the BAD GUYS. Which means that if you try to violate the constitution, we are allowed to say 'Obama and his evil liberal elitist terrorist pals are destroying America and everything that makes it great!!!' But unfortunately, you haven't tried anything yet. Here's the reverse: When us Republicans violate a few dozen amendments, it's no big deal. Wiretapping? Torture? Religious freedom? **** the constitution. We'll BURN the thing if that's what it takes. And remember: This isn't about racism. It's about SENSITIVITY TO THE 9/11 VICTIMS.
And that was Bob Selkowitz. Bye!

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