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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Sarah Plain and Todd

Yo, peoples!!! I have an interesting blog today: The idiocy of Sarah Palin. My good friend Elephant Man shall illustrate:
Palinisms by Elephant Man

Here's another: "My favorite country to visit is Paris".
And now, we're thinking of electing this person as PRESIDENT? Sure, she's had four years to study, but the presidency isn't the SATs! What if she writes notes on her hands, but washes them off? Great! Now we've lost the code to launch the nuclear missiles!!!
People as stupid as this really should be locked up. Here's another metaphor: Remember back in the day, when Seinfeld was still on air? In one episode, George wants to convert to Latvian Orthodox for his girlfriend, but to do so, he has to take a test on the religion. He writes notes on his hands, and the members of the church think he's a genius. But when the high priest archpopebishop guy says "George, you're obviously full of love for our religion", George says "Oh, I'm full of it, father" and raises the hand with all the notes on it. Back then, we laughed at his complete incompetence. But now, that's perfectly acceptable, because 25% of Americans think Sarah's actually eligible for president.
But that leads to an even scarier conclusion: Democrats and Republicans are about 50-50 in this country, right? But that means that only HALF of the Republicans like Sarah Palin!
This means... and I say this with EXTREME terror... that there may actually be some smart Republicans.
OH MY GOD.
Bye!

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