This is a map of my latest business venture, Turdistan, as composed by my associate, Diego Tutweiller. As you can see, the capital is KVRGL, an oddly-spelled town in the central Ptkltm Province. Turdistan isn't into vowels.
Unfortunately, I will be unable to move into Kvrgl, since I (for some reason) need to go to school. Therefore, I will be hiring a foreign administrator to carry out my will in Turdistan. Any takers?
No?
Fine, I'll just appoint Leekar.
Bye!
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