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Sunday, February 5, 2012

The 2012 G-force Coverage of the Republican Presidential Race: Part Five: Jump on the Blandwagon

Nevada has gone to Romney, meaning that if one of the other candidates can't win one of the next four states (Maine, Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri), then Romney will definitely be the nominee. By the way, Gingrich isn't even ON the ballot in Missouri, so it could be difficult for him to win.
DUH.
I just wish South Park was airing right now. Matt Stone and Tre Parker would have so much fun with this...
Now, one of the main reasons Romney hasn't been fully elected as the nominee by now is because of his record at Bain, a company that, as I understand it, throws small businesses in a ring to battle it out. Whichever one is left standing gets 'financial aid' that results in bankruptcy.
Well, you can almost TELL the place is evil. The name in itself is both a Batman villain and a bounty hunter from the crappy Star Wars: The Clone Wars TV series. But I'm getting distracted.
Mitt Romney is living the high life right now. He's doing speeches and telling everyone to JUMP ON THE BLANDWAGON before it's too late. I really hope he IS the nominee. Actually, as a Democrat, I don't care WHO the nominee is. None of them can beat Obama. Not Gingrich, not Paul, not Santorum, and definitely not Romney.
They are all screwed.
Bye!

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