But something big has come up. My school has become increasingly byzantine. As you may or may not know, I'm about halfway through my eighth grade year. Ever since FOREVER, White Hill Middle School has let the eighth graders out five minutes early so there isn't a massive simultaneous rush to the buses. But as SOON AS I GOT TO EIGHTH GRADE, some f***it in the PTA decided to let the sixies (sixth graders) out early. What. The. Hell.
Then a week ago, the PE department declared that from now on, when running the weekly mile, you have to pick up a playing card on every lap. This is to make sure no one cuts a lap and ends up with a 4:15 time instead of a well-earned 7:11. But the people who hand out the cards on every pass are very bad at their job. I tried to take a card, but they dropped it. Twice. I took the liberty of deducting 15 seconds from my final time. No WAY I'm gonna walk away with a 7:49.
But today they pulled a big one. From now one, it is illegal to enter the locker hall between classes. Apparently, there were too many people in the hall one day and someone got smashed into a locker and someone else broke their arm. And you know what? I don't really care. The rest of us shouldn't have to suffer. And apparently, you should have all your stuff with you all the time.
I actually don't have a locker. I put everything I need in my backpack, but soon they're going to MAKE us use lockers, or make us buy the locks from them, or some other dystopian socialist nightmare law that will ruin our lives even further.
This is why I plan on making flyers, signs, and posters, all demanding the immediate removal of our principal from power. It is time he stepped down. And seeing as I have already organized ONE riot at my elementary school (it's a long story), I think I can revolt pretty well.
Be warned.
Bye!
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