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Showing posts with label games. Show all posts

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Too Much MindCrap

Oh, hiya, peoples. First, I have to say, I KNOW I haven't blogged for what must seem like an eternity, but school's back, and there are some scheduling issues. Also, I've become increasingly absorbed in an amazing game called Minecraft.
Basically, it's a free, downloadable game where everything is made out of cubes (dirt, stone, trees, etc). To survive in this randomly generated world, you need to build houses by mining with picks and shovels, kill sheep to get wool for a bed, and even make a creepy purple portal through which you can access 'The Nether', the game's version of hell. Here's a pic:
The farther you get into the game, the more amazing things you can build, which is sometimes helped along by a mod called 'TOOMANYITEMS'. All it does is give you unlimited everything. All you do is click on 'Solid Diamond Blocks', and it gives you 64 blocks of diamond.
Ever since I got TOOMANYITEMS, I have spend countless hours on Minecraft, earning it the affectionate nickname given by my dad, MindCrap. I have built a massive mansion, skyscrapers, a city of solid diamond in the clouds called 'The City of Gods', and even the Vertco World Headquarters.
As you can probably tell, I'm a little obsessed with it. But download it and you'll understand; it is the single most addicting game I've ever played. And really, it's not so much a game as it is just random building.
And it's pretty intense.
Bye!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Dinner for Total Morons

Hey, everyone! The following link is another cartoon from me on Funny Times.com!
Thank you, thank you very much.
I went to see Dinner for Schmucks yesterday with two of my friends, one of whom would NOT stop farting (again). It started off OK, but it got REALLY weird. There was this one guy who was like, insane or something, who dressed up as a bull and took photos of himself. Weird. But it got much better at the dinner, when Steve Carell went all out with his idiocy. Here's some dialogue from that scene:
Steve-o: I am making you say everything I say, after I say it.
Other guy (also an idiot): But I'm saying it first!
Steve: Are you?
Other guy: OH MY GOD...
Anyway, it was also incredibly strange, and at some points, perverted. I'd give it four or five stars.
I have comprised a list of all the computer games you need to play before you die. Leave this website and go play one of these games:

Bye!

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Randumb Stuff...

Hello, somewhat loyal followers! I've got a lot of stuff to say, but first I want to clear up any nasty assumptions about a certain incident yesterday at around 4:00.
Using 'command c' to copy it and 'command v' to paste it, I ended up with the popular computer game, Robokill, as a post on my blog for about fifteen minutes. After numerous threats of legal action against me, I instantly deleted it.
Oopsy doopsies.
Anyway, even though I can't put Robokill on my blog directly, I can at least give you a link:
Now, moving on, a lot of people have been asking me if the previous images in my blog before this one are actually real photos of my desk, aka The Swamp (an evil, demented mess of papers and files that no one has the guts to clean up). Well, they are. Those are real images of The Swamp. Scary, no?
Unfortunately for The Swamp, I am forced to clean it out. I don't really WANT to kill it, but I have to.
Bye!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Mmmmm... Link-ability

Kapowzit! Hellooooooooo, people who are wasting their time reading someone else's blog, and therefore obviously have too much time on their hands!!! Today's blog is mostly links to other awesome sites besides this one, so here you are:
Click HERE to access Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki.

Click HERE to access The Daily Show's website.

Click HERE to access the magic that is the fake newscaster 'Uncle Jay'.

Click HERE to access a wonderful online game called Robokill.

Click HERE to access the Funny Times cartoon playground, and click HERE to see all the cartoons I've done.

Click HERE to play Endless War 3, a beautiful game where you shoot random guys until you win.

Click HERE to access the Simpsons Wikipedia.

Visit all these sites, or I'll cut your car's hood off and put it in your bed.
I recently realized that I never finished uploading my poem, Rush Hour, onto this blog. Therefore, I made it into a series of 3 Funny Times cartoons. Click on the sixth link to find it. Unfortunately for you, I'm constantly doing cartoons, so visit the link fast to see it!!!
Bye!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Holy Canoodles!!!

I will try to keep this as brief as possible.
My 'Classic Conversation Stoppers' cartoon on Funny Times website was published in Funny Times magazine. Elephant Man (my stage name) has now achieved feats of unthinkable awesomeness.
Oh, and my B-day's in 6 days. Yay me!

Click HERE to see my entire archive of Elephant Man cartoons, courtesy of Funny Times' website. Go F.T.!!!!

Click HERE to see the specific cartoon that was published (it's the second to last one on that page).

Click HERE to access the Funny Times official homepage.

Click HERE to access the Funny Times cartoon playground, where you can create and (maybe) publish your own cartoon.

And click HERE to play free 'Asteroids' online! (Sorry, that was random).

Thursday, September 3, 2009

How to become a mechanized game lord

I am still pretty ticked off about Disney's Marvel takeover, but I think there's nothing I can do about it now, unless I suddenly got about eleven billion dollars and bought the stupid thing from them. I'm afraid that Spider-Man may go the way of Optimus Prime.

Poor, poor Autobots.
Today's pearl of anti-wisdom is: Be pessimistic and see all your expectations be realized. Be an optimist, and see all your hopes, dreams, and aspirations be crushed like the Pillsbury Doughboy under a cement mixer.
How inspiring.
I haven't blogged for about a week, and I'll tell you why. I was recently introduced to a computer game called Endless War 3. I beat it in one sitting. But Endless Wars 1 and 2 were harder. Because I am striving to be the ultimate lord of computer games, I spent the past 6 days beating those stupid games. I also am trying to defeat Lego Star Wars 2 completely, meaning find all the bonus levels, unlock all the vehicles, and find all the minikits. To help YOU become a computer/video game lord, I have comprised a list of all the games you must defeat before you are truly the king of mechanized games.
COMPUTER GAMES:
Endless Wars 1, 2, 3, and 4 using the 'hard' setting.
Fancy Pants Man: Worlds 1 and 2.
Ninja Rinseout: To defeat this game, get a master score.
Electric Man 2: One of the most devilishly impossible games ever. I've only beaten it once.
Pacman: Defeat the first three levels
Space Invaders: Defeat fifteen levels of aliens.
Asteroids: Defeat nine levels of aliens and asteroids.
Tanks: Play against another person; see if you can break one million. The first person to do so automatically wins.
VIDEO GAMES:
Lego Star Wars 1 & 2. Minikits do NOT count, but you MUST collect every character.
Spore: Beat it. Period.
Lego Indiana Jones: Beat it. Period. Bush is a $%^%$ moron.
Lego Batman: OPTIONAL.
Simcity: Make your city survive to see 2050 using the 'medium' setting.
Bush screwed up MAJOR-LY.
The only ones that I have not done here are Lego Star Wars 1, Lego Batman, and Lego Indiana Jones. That was TOPIC OF INTEREST. I'll blog you soon.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Totally Trekked

HUZZAH! We saw the Star Trek movie again! It was just as good the second time around. This makes only the second movie that I have deemed good enough to see twice, the other being the "Incredibles", which I now despise. I have an interesting thing to tell you: I have a cat. This you do not already know, because I have never mentioned this in any other blog. I just thought of this today, on another infamous hike. I shall, however, spare you the monotony of seeing the pictures of it. I have some games to recommend:
Tanks
Asteroids
Pacman
Fancy Pants Man (yes, you read it right)
Lego Star Wars II (you have to buy this one)
Space Invaders
I hid the brain tickler's answer in the previous blog, so find it if you want it!
Here are some Star Trek episodes I recommend:
The Tholian Web
The Trouble With Tribbles
The City on the Edge of Forever
This Side of Paradise
The Menagerie, parts 1 and 2.
The Doomsday Machine
The Devil in the Dark (Shatner's favorite episode!!! :0 wow).
The Gamsters of Triskilion
Shore Leave
Operation: Annihilate!
Amok Time
The Mark of Gideon
All Our Yesterdays
Court Martial
Wink of an Eye
Day of the Dove
For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
Let This Be Your Last Battlefield
The Enterprise Incident
Spectre the Gun
Return to Tomorrow
Patterns of Force
The Immunity Syndrome
I, Mudd
Mirror, Mirror
Dagger of the Mind
The Deadly Years
Naked Time
The Enemy Within
What Little Girls are Made of
Arena
And here are the REALLY SUCKING ONES!:
The Way to Eden
The Squire of Gothos
Plato's Stepchildren (seriously, don't watch this one. You'll regret it).
The Corbomite Maneuver
Charlie X
The Man Trap
Where No Man Has Gone Before
Miri
Turnabout Intruder
And the worst ever goes to...... Spock's Brain! (REALLY REALLY REALLY DON'T WATCH THIS)!
All the others are in between.