The new brain tickler is: it it's all. Not exactly my easiest.
Time for 'what the heck is wrong with you?!?!?!' Our town hall decided to renovate/demolish a hillside to create a concrete condo for 12 million smackaroonies. Unfortunately, we live in California, the biggest in-debt countr- er.. state there is. So now, we have a 1/8th finished cement construction on our hillside, displaced wildlife, and a totally ruined hill. Through all this, me and five other guys were.. um... NEVER MIND THAT! Some guys were spray painting the project with things like 'Have you no shame?' and.. uh.. 'What the heck is wrong with you?' They were obviously very smart.
Today's TOPIC OF INTEREST is the current state of governors. They're hecka going down the drain. Here's a list of who and why.
-Rod Blagojevich, a %&% moron who tried to sell Obama's empty senate seat after he became prez. He was caught and ejected.
-Eliot Spitzer, a totally whacked out butthead who cheated on his wife and resigned a week after the press release.
-Sarah Palin, who, through the course of McCain's campaign, messed up, tripped up, and generally acted like a moron. In fact, the only reason McCain picked her was because she would give him the 'making history' edge that Obama had. She practically lost McCain the election. Here's a list of all the mess-ups she did:
The 'Hockey mom' incident.
The 'Lipstick' incident.
The 'Joe the Plumber' incident.
The 'Moose hunter' incident.
The 'I can see Russia from my house' incident.
The 'I'll get back to you' incident.
The 'Dinosaurs lived with people' incident. (Not true, but still didn't help).
The 'Bristol' incident.
The 'Elitist' incident.
She messed the $^$ up.
-Arnold Shwarzenegger... oh, do I even need a reason?
-Mark Sanford---I didn't know the Appalachian trail went all the way to Buenos Aires.
-Bobby Jindal of Louisiana. If you want to talk to preschoolers, get on 'Mister Rodger's neighborhood'.
I hope you found this very explicit. Thanks!
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