CNN: Crudhead News Network.

Greetings, anti-CNN campaigners! Today's TOPIC OF INTEREST is... you guessed it... CNN, the Crudhead News Network, or, as Rush Limbaugh calls it, the Clinton News Network. CNN is possibly the most %$*&(^@ news site ever, and I know %$*&(^@-ing news sites (I run one). Three or four days after Michael Jackson's death, CNN is still ga-ga over 'ooh, he died'. I think we all understand that by now! To drive my point home, here are some super-stupid CNN headlines:

Cornflake in the shape of Illinois: Barack Obama's home state--- an omen?

Kidney thieves in India- is there any hope?

Man calls 911 over food, gets arrested

Why the heck do we give a ^&%(, exactly? A cornflake shaped like Illinois? WHO CARES? Not like CNN is even the most trustworthy site even when they don't report horse &^*^. Here's an excerpt from one of their TV clips from Iran:

"Now, we haven't fact-checked this or done research on it, but we can guarantee that this is true"

^&%&^%&^ you. By the way, that expletive deleted was my own comment. CNN, if you're gonna write %^^* like that, then who's gonna listen to your crud anymore? Who'll visit your website if you can't guarantee that what you're reporting is totally factual? My blog'll get a bigger hit count than your website, for one. I'm getting sick and tired of your bogus reporting, so either start writing about real, important stuff, stop writing about five-legged cows, or go soak your head. The stuff you're reporting is total bull. And also, I've got the same irks about NBC...

TO BE CONTINUED...