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Monday, August 17, 2009

Stupid. The worst disease ever.


Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, people! I have discovered the cause of all the world's problems. It is one disease. It is evil. It is....... STUPIDITY!!!
Yes, stupidity is the one evil disease that is killing us all... except, somehow, the people who have it. George Bush. Rush Limbaugh. Dick Cheney. Rod Blagojevich. Mark Sanford. Glenn Beck. All carriers of this horrid disease, yet unaffected by it themselves (Okay, Blagojevich and Sanford were affected, but not from the disease DIRECTLY).
Forget that. The POINT is that this disease is ravaging us in worse ways than the Bubonic Egg, an evil egg that marched rats through Europe in----
Oh. That's PLAGUE. What- EVERRRR! Still, here's a pic of the Bubonic Egg.
OOOOH, shiny. DEATH. DEATH. DEATH!!!!!
ANYway, the point is that stupidity is a disease that CANNOT BE STOPPED! In the words of Jeff Dunham's Achmed the Dead Terrorist, 'THEY WILL KILL US!!!!!' It is the cause of---

*Global Warming. If we had not had stupid back when we invented cars, we would have enacted some strict emissions ban thingy.
*The Wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Paupa New Guinea. (We're not fighting one there? No? No one? Oh, well).
*Kim Jong Il. Hmmmmmmmm... Stupid? Yes.
*FOX News. Yep. Aaaaaaaall stupid.
Unless you count death as one of our problems (which, by the way, can't be avoided. Believe me, I've tried), then you have every problem in the world caused by one disease--- Stupid. That's TOPIC OF INTEREST. I'll see ya soon.



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